Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network)
President Trump hinting that he will soon try to deport Democrats.
At a “copter talk” question-and-answer today, President Trump let slip that, “I hope that Biden, Harris, Pelosi and AOC will like El Salvador,” hinting not-so-subtly that he will soon try to deport Democrats.
He continued, “After we deport all the illegals, the gangsters, the bad people… we will then start deporting all the bad Americans… the Democrats… CNN, The New York Times, CBS, ABC, NBC, the Wall Street Journal, all the fake news media, and soon, the State of California.”
Breaking Financial News
Stock Market Attempts Suicide, Near Death. Needs 333 Trillion Cash Infusion to Survive.
Super Breaking News
Elon Musk to Give One Humor Times Writer a Check for One Million Dollars.
SNN Words to live By
“Once you tell the lie, you got to ride the lie all the way out.” — Comedian Steve Harvey.
“Why do people wish to be sober?” — Rooster Cogburn (John Wayne), Rooster Cogburn, 1970’s film.
“Violence is always the result of stupidity.” — Thomas Gorham (James Harrison), The Lone Ranger, 1950’s TV series.
The Question
Have you ever been “Designated for Assignment”?
Author’s pick: Every Damn Day.
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