Little Donnie Takes a Sick Day: Naughty but nice account of Little Donnie’s sexual awakening!
Little Donnie Takes a Sick Day
MOTHER
It’s only 96.2 Donnie!
LITTLE DONNIE
I’m telling you, I’m sick!
MOTHER
Have you been making Number 2 lately?
DONNIE
You already know. I show ’em to you!
MOTHER
You just want to skip school – you’ll never get to Harvard this way.
DONNIE
I’ll open my own college, you’ll see.
MOTHER
You just want all those ‘Get Well Cards’ from your class.
DONNIE
Some with money in them.
MOTHER
Why would they do that?
DONNIE
Horses. I’m a Bookie on my lunch hour!
MOTHER
I know you, son & it’s all about distractions. What’s going on?
DONNIE
Girls. Lots of girls!
MOTHER
We’ll just move again.
DONNIE
They’re gonna testify.
MOTHER
What do you mean, testify.
DONNIE
They’re tellin’.
MOTHER
What’s to tell?
DONNIE
You know those ‘Masters & Johnsons’ books in your underwear drawer?
MOTHER
No, you didn’t!
DONNIE
I don’t know if I did – it was so quick.
MOTHER
Should I tell your father?
DONNIE
‘Maury’ would know what to do!
MOTHER
I know who your father is – I just don’t know if he wants to move again!
DONNIE
I’m tired of moving, Mom – what else you got?
MOTHER
Okay, I’ll invite the mothers for tea & complain about their wanton daughters.
DONNIE
No, we did that in Topeka!
MOTHER
And Peoria. And Oshkosh.
DONNIE
Well, I ain’t changin’ & love these books! The boys in my class will stick together & we’ll wait until puberty if we have to.
MOTHER
What do you know about ‘puberty’?
DONNIE
Chapter 4. Line 6… funny pic foldout!
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