American Made Product Found at Thrift Store
GARY, IN — Helen Schrum was putting a new box of tissues inside an old plastic tissue box holder she bought last month at the Salvation Army when … Read more
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Barack Obama Thanks Bristol Palin for Unsolicited Parental Advice
Barack Obama made certain that he acknowledged the wise words he received indirectly Friday from Bristol Palin with regards to his stance on same-sex marriage. “We are just … Read more
Mitt Romney Reveals He Was Ruthlessly Bullied in School
Admits receiving an atomic wedgie that turned him into bully Mitt Romney is fighting back against his political attackers, saying he became a bully only after being a … Read more
Romney Campaign to Use Retardants to Avoid Pants Catching Fire
Things heating up as fact-checkers toil overtime The Romney camp announced today that it is sparing no expense in maintaining the safety of their candidate during the months … Read more
Ted Nugent Flies Into Rage Over Romney Gaffe
Ted Nugent blasted the Republican Party’s nominee for President today calling him “a sorry-ass excuse for a Confederate leader” after hearing Romney pronounce his name wrong several times … Read more
Rupert Murdock Resigns From News Corp, Starts The Sun Acres Newsletter
WHITE PLAINS, NY — The news this week, that Rupert Murdoch is not fit to run News Corp as Chairman and CEO, has hit Murdoch pretty hard according … Read more
Biggest Moon This Year May Cause Record Drunkenness on Cinco de Mayo
A new warning from the Astronomers Sociological Studies (ASS) group is being circulated around college campuses nationwide advising that this month’s full moon on May 5th may have … Read more
Startling Poll Results Indicate Why Romney Can’t Win Women’s Vote
Republicans are doing everything they can to turn the tides on the upcoming election and get the women’s vote, by trying to change their minds about Mitt Romney. … Read more
Oklahoma Woman Arrested for Cooking Hash; Ted Nugent Talks Turkey
NORMAN, OK – A perfect storm of a misread new law on the books, an already stressed-to-the-max police team, and a whole lot of miscommunication sent a Norman, … Read more
Ann Romney Offered Job as Latest ‘Real Housewife’ on Bravo
Bravo network has reportedly offered Ann Romney a chance to become the latest real housewife to appear in their wildly popular reality series Real Housewives. The offer comes … Read more
