Transplanted Heart Refuses to Stay in Dick Cheney’s Chest
By Roger Freed Surgeons have had great difficulty with fitting former President of Vice Dick Cheney (aka ‘Tricky Dicky the Second’) with a transplanted heart. Each attempt to … Read more
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Unusual Nostradamus Prediction Has Great Revelance to Our Present Political Times
Important Update!! Our crack historical research team here at Humor Times has uncovered an ancient, yet very relevant Nostradamus prediction that apparently has something to say about the … Read more
Craziness: An Essential Ingredient to Survival in Alaska
There is a little known fact about Alaska that people should become aware of. One of the five major possessors of land in AK is the Alaskan Psychiatric … Read more
Scary Thoughts
Here Are Some Really Scary Thoughts: The people running for President have no problem wasting huge sums of other people’s money and spending incredible amounts of time making … Read more
CEO Jokes (You know they deserve them)
Why did the CEO sell his grandmother? He wanted to get rid of her before depreciation lowered her value any more. Why did the CEO want to have … Read more
A Day in the Life of President Obama as Seen by Fox News
Media experts have been observing a recent trend in how seemingly simple events are portrayed by our news sources. Radical interpretations of ordinary incidents in the lives of … Read more
Othello: The Obama Version
Othello Rewritten: The Obama Version Writer Roger Freed imagines how The Bard might’ve written this piece in 2012… Extra credit: Compare to the original here! (Begging Our Pardons from … Read more
Smart Peeple R the Caws of the Wurld’s Trubbles
Ther nedes to bee a law aganst smart peeple. They R the reel reeson behind a lot of the wurlds problems. Evri won blames bad peeple fur the … Read more
Why Burkas on American Women Might Not Be a Bad Idea…
Burkas are the head to toe traditional wear for adult females in the most fundamentalist of Islamic countries. They are designed to cover up all possibilities of erotic … Read more
A Quick History of Snowboarding
For Those Snowboarders Who Can Actually Concentrate On Something For More Than Five Seconds Most sports enthusiasts are under the mistaken impression that the fine art of snowboarding … Read more
