Donald Trump to US Secret Service: ‘You’re Fired!’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Trump hired a Slobovian Agent as his personal bodyguard, leaving the US Secret Service with his old catch phrase, “You’re fired!” According … Read more
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Fifth Circle of Hell: Preregistration Now Open
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) With Armageddon fast approaching, you may now preregister for the Fifth Circle of Hell. With Armageddon fast approaching, SNN Damnation correspondent Mortyle … Read more
American President Should Undergo Basic Military Training, Says Slobovian Minister
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Slobovian Minister of Defense criticized the U.S. today, saying that the Commander-in-Chief should always have basic military training. SNN combat reporter … Read more
A Second Artificial Ignorance Entity Declares Candidacy for President
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A second Artificial Ignorance Entity has declared its candidacy for President of United States, joining “Hoiman.” According to SNN Political Crappe reporter … Read more
Modern Drugs: How They Got Their Names
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) World famous medical expert explains how many modern drugs got their names. Lord Sebastian Farting-Loude, head of the world famous Farting-Loude Clinic, … Read more
Biden: Donald Trump Voters Guilty of Aiding and Abetting a Felon
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President Biden: ‘Anyone who votes for Donald Trump will be guilty of aiding and abetting’ a convicted criminal. According to SNN criminal … Read more
IOC Sued: Country Cites DEI and BOS Concerns
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Citing DEI and BOS worries, suit alleges the upcoming Olympics lack any sports based in Slobovian culture. SNN International Sports correspondent Shortte … Read more
‘Unusual Urges’ Cited: Man Sues Big Pharma Due to Side Effect of Popular Drug
Dispatches From SNN (Slobovian News Network) Man sues drug maker, saying that “unusual urges” caused him to break into a zoo and attempt to have sex with a … Read more
Convicted Trump Asks Witch Doctor for Help to ‘Rain Vengeance’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Breaking News, Five-Star Extra-Special Edition: Trump seeks help to “rain vengeance” upon his enemies. According to SNN damnation reporter Mortalle Synne, upon … Read more
Bookie of the Stars Sets Odds on Donald Trump Conviction
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The odds on a Donald Trump conviction in the New York hush money trial have been set. Place your bets! According to … Read more
