True Identity of George Santos Uncovered
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Slobovian Secret Service has uncovered the true identity of George Santos, and it’s one you never would have guessed. Exclusive Report … Read more
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Famous Judges (Alive and Dead) Bid to Try the Trump Case
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Everybody wants to try the Trump case, destined to be a one-of-a-kind historical trial. According to SNN witchdoctor, goozakooologist and dead whisperer, … Read more
In Battle to Curb Chinese Espionage, Biden to Close All Chinese Restaurants in U.S.
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President Biden announced that he will shutter all Chinese restaurants in the ongoing effort to end Chinese espionage in America. SNN undercover … Read more
Banking Crisis Solution Suggested by Bank of Slobovia
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The banking crisis calls raises lots of questions, and the Bank of Slobovia has answers. And products to sell you. Dr. Grabba … Read more
Ukraine Returns Questionable Aid Package
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Ukrainian president sent back most of a “useless” aid package sent by the well-meaning country of Slobovia. According to SNN war … Read more
Renowned Sensitivity Expert: Everything Ever Written is Offensive to Someone and Should Be Rewritten
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The world’s most renowned sensitivity expert states that everything ever written is offensive to someone. On the heels of books from Dr. … Read more
Biden to Nationalize Taylor Swift for Ukrainian War Funding
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The president says we must nationalize all private income sources that are outperforming the IRS to fund the war effort. This week, … Read more
Major Crime Scourge Morphs Into Latest Pro Sports League
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Is there life after football? Thanks to a crime spree turned pro sports league, you bet! (Seriously, Las Vegas is “jacked.”) Carjacking … Read more
Mysterious Chinese Spy Balloon Turns Out to Be Rogue High School Science Project
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A young Chinese student in search of Taylor Swift tickets built the spy balloon as a science project, say investigators. The much-ballyhooed … Read more
Dead Presidents Deny Having Classified Documents
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A high-level seance with dead presidents revealed that most deny having any classified documents in their possession. SNN resident witch Doctor, Goozokooologist … Read more
