Lost Journal: Reel Men Don’t Jig
I whispered to the guys around me, telling them it would be funny if we volunteered to perform the Irish jig and acted like we were really into it.
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Idaho State Senator Furious Over Virtual Lap Dance Ban
“There goes Idaho’s chances of ever hosting a CPAC convention!” said the senator, regarding the virtual lap dance ban in his state. By P Beckert.
Giant Sinkhole Draining Gulf of Mexico
Scientist: “At least this sinkhole might finally allow us to clean up all of BP’s spilled oil.” BP denies responsibility. Again.
Lost Journal: Humorist Makes Serious Decision Not to Kid
When I tell people we don’t have kids, nor plans for any, I get a sincerely puzzled response. “Why don’t you like children?” Lost Journal, by Tim Mollen.
Lost Journal: “Twit” Lacks Wit, as Far as Nicknames Go
I’m in eight greade, and I’ve been around Paul enough to take solace in the fact that he is a demonstrated failure at creating nicknames.
Lost Journal: Brother, Can You Spare an Apartment?
Moving into my older brother’s apartment seemed like such a good idea. I wanted to move to a big city, one where I’d have a good support system. Tim Mollen.
Jay Leno Working on 5 Minute Set in Hopes of Getting Booked at First Comedy Open-Mic
“Jay Leno is welcome to try out his stuff. We’ll see if he’s ready to take it to the next level.” — comedy booker Thomas Max. By Lee Mays, Humor Times.
Lost Journal: Opera is Elementary
Opera can be nearly as melodramatic as fifth grade. This morning, I went with my classmates on a field trip to see a production of Madame Butterfly.
Lost Journal: Manufacturing a Paycheck at IBM
IBM was founded in Endicott, New York, just outside my hometown of Binghamton. Most families in our area have some connection to the company.
Married Couple Celebrates 75 Years of Holding Farts In
In this age of short engagements and even shorter marriages, the one thing that has held this couple together is holding farts in. By Lee Mays.
