Royal Family Fights Nudity With Nakedness
“Fighting fire with fire is the Royal Family way,” says the Queen A completely naked Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip summoned their grandsons and granddaughter-in-law Kate Midriffton … Read more
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The DCPA’s New Rules for Cell Phone Abuse: Hang Up – or Be Hanged
“Distracted Walking”: Smartphones are now sending us to the Emergency Room – Nitasha Tiku, Observer.com The Department of Cell Phone Abuse (DCPA) was just instituted by New York … Read more
Caffeine Issue Wakes Up a Sleepy Campaign
“Mitt Romney joins other observant Mormons in shunning alcohol and caffeine.” — Associated Press, August 18, 2012 In an effort to jolt President Obama’s reelection hopes, Democrats are … Read more
40 Percent of ‘Loser 47 Percent’ Were Going to Vote Romney; Change Minds
‘I used to like how he made fun of everyone else, but then he called me a loser,’ says ex-fan, part of 47 percent. ‘That cinches it.’ Mitt … Read more
Romney Attempts to Explain Himself: ’47 Percent Just Not All That Exceptional’
Says only way he could get that 47 percent would be if he was a poor, gay, black Latino woman The Romney campaign is exploding this week and … Read more
Presidential Candidates Apt to Express Real Views Off-Camera, Study Shows
Better security called for, as presidential candidates’ true thoughts may be ‘too dangerous’ for public consumption A study in the prestigious scholarly journal Obvious Psychology Today has determined … Read more
The Romneys Tour Presidential Bunker, Are Appalled at Condition
With Mitt & Ann Romney in the White House, a Presidential Bunker extreme makeover would be in order As the elections draw near, word has it that Ann … Read more
Another Stock Market Crash Imminent? Top Ten Signs
Anyone keeping an eye on the stock market is probably wondering what with all the turmoil in the world, gas prices nipping at the heels of $4 a … Read more
Scientists Study Jessica Simpson Post-Baby Fat
Study an attempt to understand source of popularity of Jessica Simpson and her fluctuating body weight A few dozen scientists from the Institute of Research got together last … Read more
Obama Tries to Cool Heated Debate: ‘Death Valley and Aziza Tie for Hottest’
‘Next thing you know, some fool will make a crummy movie rubbing this Death Valley thing in Libya’s face,’ says prez Determined to make peace among nations, President … Read more
