Tackling Ebola: A ‘Refreshing’ Cure
Doctor says Sizzurp cure for Ebola should win him the Nobel Prize Dr. Riskee Logan, a medical professional in rural Liberia, has been inundated with Ebola patients. However, … Read more
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Lost Journal: To Sleep, Perchance to Bad Dream
Journal entry: October 23, 1976 (age 7) – Bad Dreams As my back sank against the cold tile wall, my arms flailed madly in a final, futile effort … Read more
Where’s My Apple iPony?
The new Apple iPhone is like iGoldilocks: There’s a small, a medium and a large. Shake off the blues, put on your shoes, and tell grandma the news: … Read more
Lost Journal: The Fighting Irish vs. the Heckling Irish
Journal entry: January 2, 1989 (age 19) – Fighting Irish It was a strange sight. Earlier tonight, about 3 dozen grown men were gathered on a small, backyard … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/15/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
NYPD Impounds Joan Rivers’ Joke Files
Joan Rivers’ “words of mass destruction” are “dangerous in the wrong hands,” say police NEW YORK CITY — City authorities in New York yesterday sealed off Joan Rivers’ … Read more
Lost Journal: The Battle for Orthodontic Independence
Journal entry: October 22, 1984 (age 15) – Taking the braces off I’ve been preparing for this day for years. My parents paid a lot of money to … Read more
How They Spent Their Summer Vacation
You wanted to know, we’re here to help: What the country’s top politicos did on their summer vacations. September is a grand month for traditions. Fresh pencils and … Read more
The Two Tooth Advantage
Labor Day: This holiday is for you The plume of a great doom now looms. Talking about that wonderfully hideous first Monday in September — Labor Day. Yeah, … Read more
Burger King Describes Latest Whopper as ‘Loaded’
We knew Burger King’s food was rich, but this is ridiculous. Burger King, the whopper giant that sits perpetually in the cool shade of rival McDonald’s when it … Read more
