Colonoscopy Serenade
What would you put on your colonoscopy mix tape? Retired cantor Janice Woltag Cohen just turned 50. We Boomers all know what that means. It’s Colonoscopy Time! Colonoscopy! … Read more
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Lost Journal: The Night Before Election ’84
Journal entry: November 5, 1984 (age 15) – Election ’84 Before tonight, I had never seen a half-hour TV commercial for a presidential candidate. As I watched the … Read more
Argus Hamilton on the News: iPad Air & much more!
Apple introduces the new iPad Air, demonstrates it on the ObamaCare website Apple introduced a new iPad and called it the iPad Air Tuesday. The demonstration was amazing. … Read more
The Most Horrific Haunted House of All Time: PMDD House
‘House of Women with PMDD’ hands down scariest haunted house A new haunted house has been set up in Boulder Colorado that seems set to rank as the … Read more
Monsanto Buys a Food Prize
Not agri-Culture, just agri-Business: Monsanto As Lily Tomlin has noted, “No matter how cynical you get, it’s almost impossible to keep up.” For example, imagine if a prestigious … Read more
New Tea Party Favorite Emerges from Black Depths of Hell
Popularity grows for Tea Party candidate who hits all the right notes Going simply by the name “Beelzebub,” a fresh face has arisen from the flaming pit of … Read more
Lost Journal: Sounds of the Season are More Scary than Merry
Journal entry: October 28, 2008 (age 39) Ah, the sounds of the season. Nothing brings home the holiday cheer more than the traditional music inspired by this magical … Read more
Non-Partisan Partisan Groups Terrorizing Democrats and Republicans Alike
Tired of partisan bickering, non-partisan partisans have a strategy Sick of the constant bickering between the two major political parties in America and the endless difficulties if makes … Read more
RINOs and AINOs
Winning by losing: The Tea Party outs RINOs! Now we bore deep into the bunker that houses the triumphant Tea Party headquarters, where they are celebrating a tactical … Read more
Fun With Boomer Barbie!
Boomers who grew up playing with Barbie need an updated version If you’re a girl and you’re a Boomer, one thing is certain — you grew up playing … Read more
