Lost Journal: Meeting Cute, Part Deux
Journal entry: May 18, 1996 (age 27) As I pulled into the parking lot of The Little Café in Arlington, Va., tonight, I thought to myself, “There’s that … Read more
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Oscars Take Final Bow: Academy Retires
Upside: No more risk of Oscars hosts causing world to cringe Last night, in a stunning move, The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences retired. There will … Read more
CEO of NRA Insists Armed Guards Can Stop Global Warming
Defending environment seen as good NRA strategy for bringing in leftists Wayne LaPierre, the NRA’s CEO, insists we can stop global warming by placing armed guards at the … Read more
New Social Networking Site, AIDS, Spreading Rapidly
Experts agree social networking is contagious Mark Zuckerberg suddenly has more to worry about than Google+. A new social networking platform, AIDS (Aggregated Individuals in a Digital Sewer), … Read more
New Evidence Suggests the Garden of Eden is in Boca Raton
Scientists do about face on Garden of Eden Revolutionary developments in science happen infrequently. Copernicus upended Ptolemy’s earth-centric model of the universe. Newton formulated the laws of motion … Read more
Sherlock Holmes and My Personal Shame
Perhaps it’s not a mystery evocative of eerie moors or Victorian London alleyways, but the question still perplexes me: how did I let writer Martin Powell escape from … Read more
Pot and Bongo Festival Expected to Draw Huge Crowds
“Green” festivals have whole new meaning in pot legalization era The First Annual “Pot and Bongo Festival,” to be held this year, is expected to draw huge crowds … Read more
Cartoon Caption Contest Winners, Feb. 2013
Contest Winners Here are the Humor Times Cartoon Caption Contest Winners for the contest ending Feb. 20, 2013. To enter the current contest, go to our Cartoon Caption … Read more
Lost Journal: Finding My Funny Valentine
Journal entry: March 9, 1996 (age 26) Pulling into the parking lot of The Little Café in Arlington, Virginia, I thought to myself, “Tonight feels special, in a … Read more
Fun With The News: Carnival Cruise Liner & More
In the news, Carnival Cruise liner Triumph had a fire in the engine room off Mexico that knocked out all electricity on the ship. The food went rancid … Read more
