40 Percent of ‘Loser 47 Percent’ Were Going to Vote Romney; Change Minds
‘I used to like how he made fun of everyone else, but then he called me a loser,’ says ex-fan, part of 47 percent. ‘That cinches it.’ Mitt … Read more
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Romney Attempts to Explain Himself: ’47 Percent Just Not All That Exceptional’
Says only way he could get that 47 percent would be if he was a poor, gay, black Latino woman The Romney campaign is exploding this week and … Read more
Presidential Candidates Apt to Express Real Views Off-Camera, Study Shows
Better security called for, as presidential candidates’ true thoughts may be ‘too dangerous’ for public consumption A study in the prestigious scholarly journal Obvious Psychology Today has determined … Read more
The Romneys Tour Presidential Bunker, Are Appalled at Condition
With Mitt & Ann Romney in the White House, a Presidential Bunker extreme makeover would be in order As the elections draw near, word has it that Ann … Read more
Another Stock Market Crash Imminent? Top Ten Signs
Anyone keeping an eye on the stock market is probably wondering what with all the turmoil in the world, gas prices nipping at the heels of $4 a … Read more
Lost Journal: Car Window Stickers Meet the Demand to Brand
Journal entry: October 2, 2007 (age 38) Necessity may be the mother of invention, but greed is the father, and boredom is at least one of the godparents. … Read more
Spinning the Zero Bounce
The GOP Convention had everything: Empty chairs, empty suits, but no bounce Let’s speak about The Bounce, shall we? The Bounce being the jump that a three-day, red-white-and-blue … Read more
Obama Tries to Cool Heated Debate: ‘Death Valley and Aziza Tie for Hottest’
‘Next thing you know, some fool will make a crummy movie rubbing this Death Valley thing in Libya’s face,’ says prez Determined to make peace among nations, President … Read more
Sugar: How Sweet It Was
Remembering life before the Sugar Prohibition University of California, San Francisco researchers Robert Lustig, Laura Schmidt and Claire Brindis say it’s time to regulate sugar like tobacco and … Read more
Mitt Romney’s Hamm-Handed Energy Policy
Poor Mitt Romney. He keeps trying to prop up his bad policy proposals with gimmicky political props that flop. He recently unveiled his energy policy, for example, in … Read more
