History Calling: Time to Re-Declare Our Independence
It’s time once again for re-declaring our independence, this time from “They the Corporations.” Most of us celebrated July 4th by barbequing, doing a few 12-ounce elbow bends … Read more
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Hey, Facebook, Give Us Our Digital Cheese!
Predictable behavior from Facebook. After all, online privacy is like Taliban science. A fictional concept. Plenty of people had good reason to be in a foul mood back … Read more
Pope v. Pope: The Hats Are Off
Divine intervention may be needed to help Popes heal rift caused by World Cup rivalry Argentina and Germany both have a pontiff present in the Vatican, a fact … Read more
Critics Say Injured Bull Runner’s Book Full of Bull
Life’s a bitch for gored bull runner Bill Hillmann, American bull runner and author of Fiesta: How to Survive the Bulls of Pamplona, was badly gored during Spain’s annual Pamplona … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/15/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The headline news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft … Read more
Egg On His Face: You Better Belieb It
Justin Bieber was fined $80,900 in damages for egging a house — using some VERY hard-boiled eggs. Justin Bieber has been sentenced to two years’ probation and must … Read more
Lake ‘Not so Placid’ Peigneur
Strange beasts haunting Lake Peigneur? Have you ever wondered what it might feel like to drain a humongous lake while drilling for oil? Of course you have, stupid … Read more
Americans Confused: Germany Scored One Touchdown to Beat Brazil, 7-1?
Germany won the football game, but how did Brazil score their extra point? The American public was shocked yesterday to hear that Germany’s football team successfully defeated host … Read more
Lost Journal: What Goes On When the Lights are On?
Lost Journal entry: November 8, 1975 (age 6) – Lights Earlier this week, Dad questioned my brothers and me at the dinner table. Between bites of my mom’s … Read more
Germany vs Brazil: Blitzkrieg Bop
Brazil hires team psychologist to cope with shock With the thrashing at the hands of Germany, it is difficult not to feel that Brazil has reached the end … Read more
