The Millionaires’ Congress vs. The People
The millionaires in Congress can’t relate The rich truly are different from you and me — they tend to hold seats in Congress. Our nation purports to be … Read more
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Polar Vortex-Gate: An Exclusive Humor Times Cartoon Report!
The recent “Polar Vortex” has people spooked [This page is an excerpt from the Humor Times magazine. The monthly publication is available in print or digital formats, … Read more
Millions of Americans Become ‘Nader-Haters’ Because it’s Fun to Say
‘Nader-Haters’ trend going viral with bored surfers Millions of Americans across the contiguous United States have recently jumped on the latest virtual bandwagon — hating presidential candidate Ralph … Read more
Ghost of Reagan Appears; Apologizes for Trickle-Down Economics
Trickle-down economics let the American people down, he says It is said that Ronald Reagan haunts the White House, and a visitor to the stately home has come … Read more
The President’s Pen
Is the president’s pen magic? Not wanting to further delay his economic agenda by waiting for legislation, the President declared that he had a “pen” and a phone. … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/21/14
Making fun of the headlines, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. … Read more
Taliban Successfully Destroys Afghan Society; Reverts to Cannibalism
Priority No. 1: Taliban soldiers need to eat The Taliban has successfully destroyed every business and killed every non-conforming citizen and foreigner in Afghanistan. Left without an effective … Read more
Lost Journal: Plumbing the Depths of my Wallet
Journal entry: January 23, 2009 (age 39) – Plumbing Like everyone else, my wife, Amanda, and I are limiting our expenses these days. But withholding money for certain things … Read more
Is Duck Dynasty’s Goose Finally Cooked?
The once-popular “Duck Dynasty” is slowly sinking into oblivion The once-popular A&E Reality Television show “Duck Dynasty” is slowly sinking into oblivion, as more and more people are … Read more
Argus Hamilton on the News: Medicare, Duck Dynasty & Much More!
Argus comments on Medicare, Duck Dynasty, Francoise Hollande and more. The Washington Times reported that Medicare overpaid sixty-four million dollars for erection pumps which the federal program provides … Read more
