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Tired of partisan bickering, non-partisan partisans have a strategy Sick of the constant bickering between the two major political parties in America and the endless difficulties if makes … Read more
Winning by losing: The Tea Party outs RINOs! Now we bore deep into the bunker that houses the triumphant Tea Party headquarters, where they are celebrating a tactical … Read more
Boomers who grew up playing with Barbie need an updated version If you’re a girl and you’re a Boomer, one thing is certain — you grew up playing … Read more
“I don’t think I can ever face my colleagues again” — Sen. Ted Cruz Sources say that when Sen. Ted Cruz found out today he had single-handedly taken … Read more
The “King of American Finance,” JP Morgan, consolidated power during the Gilded Age JP Morgan was recently socked in the wallet by financial regulators, who levied a fine … Read more
Journal entry: February 23, 1988 (age 18) — Cleanliness Earlier tonight, I was sitting in my SUNY Oswego dorm room, reading my Introduction to Meteorology textbook. But I … Read more
Fukushima Sushi Which is harder to believe? The ludicrous shenanigans going down in Washington or the fact that nobody seems particularly interested in doing anything about them? Good … Read more
Ben Franklin famously wrote, “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.” What would he say now? Benjamin … Read more
Selfish selfies just for themselves In turbulent times, a nation must look to those things that hold steady, remain true. Like the sailor’s northern star or the farmer’s … Read more
Repubs determined to make country sick over Obamacare Whacking yourself on the head with a ball-peen hammer would be stupid. But doing it again and again — that’s … Read more
