Kim and Kanye Name Baby ‘North West’ Because ‘Latitude’ and ‘Longitude’ Taken
Kim and Kanye: “At least we didn’t name it ‘North By Northwest’!” Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, forever in the public eye (somewhere between the iris and the … Read more
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Climate Change: Is It Getting Warm In Here? The News, as Reported in Cartoon Form!
Climate change continues to happen, whether you believe in it or not… The Oklahoma senators voted against Hurricane Sandy aid… but want aid themselves, while still denying climate … Read more
Lost Journal: Friend’s Odd Gift Delivers Cleansing Humor
Journal entry: June 30, 2006 (age 37) Nothing brightens up a day like receiving an unexpected package. This afternoon, as I turned the just-arrived Fed Ex shipment over … Read more
Argus Hamilton Comments on the News: Paula Deen & Much More
Paula Deen & the N-word and much more Paula Deen said she uses the N-word when joking and suggested that black waiters dress like slaves. Things even out. … Read more
Alien No More: The Immigration Bill’s Long, Slow Slog
The immigration bill might actually get passed. Some day. Ear to the ground, everybody. Listen close. You can hear it coming. Could be a while. Might be a … Read more
Repeal the Patriot Act
The Patriot Act: It’s b-a-a-a-ck! It’s back. The Patriot Act — that grotesque, ever-mutating, hydra-headed monstrosity from the Bush-Cheney Little Shop of Horrors — has risen again, this time … Read more
The New Weathermen: A Poem
All hands on deck, three storms are abrewin’ Our ship of state is headin’ for ruin Gotta lighten the load to keep us all free No time to … Read more
Lost Journal: A Portrait of the Comedian as a Young Man
Journal entry: September 5, 1991 (age 22) — Comedian as a Young Man At what age does a person develop a sense of humor? As far as laughing … Read more
Freedom of Too Much Information
Yes, they’re going after terrorists, but our information is in the queue too… just in case We are all celebrities now. Ever since we won Time Magazine’s Person … Read more
Father’s Day: Can It Survive?
In another 20 years or so will there even be a Father’s Day? My son Gideon (age nine) assures me that he will be a good father someday, … Read more
