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Furious Gun Owners Demand the Right to Marry Their Guns

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Furious Gun Owners Demand the Right to Marry Their Guns
Ralph Lombard
I was born a young baby. Then I grew up. Then I grew confused. Then I grew tired. I'm a 20th century man who's somehow been transported to the 21st century, with one foot in the gone past and the other in the here now. I started my blog mymanymoodsofme toward the end of 2012. There I write humorous essays, stories and poems (lyrics from my songs), in addition to my aphorisms. It's good work... if you get it. In my spare time I play chess, write songs, and reflect upon what I see. I'm very happy to be colluding with Humor Times, and hope you enjoy the result. Cheers!
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Claiming discrimination, gun owners demand the right to marry their guns, “or else.” In a twist that gives new meaning to the term “shotgun wedding,” Second Amendment activists … Read more

A Chat About ‘The Fall’

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A Chat About ‘The Fall’
Lawrence Millman
Lawrence Millman is the author of 18 books, including such titles as Last Places, A Kayak Full of Ghosts, Our Like Will Not Be There Again, Hiking to Siberia, At the End of the World, Fungipedia, and — forthcoming — The Last Speaker of Bear. Shop for his books at Thrift Books and other book sellers.
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In a continuing conversation with God, he says that “The Fall of Man” was really about Adam and Eve hating poison ivy. God and I were wandering down … Read more

NYC to Become First City to Legalize Recreational Homicide

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NYC to Become First City to Legalize Recreational Homicide
Ted Holland
Ted Holland
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland
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Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Demand for “Recreational Homicide” licenses are expected to be quite high in New York, says Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg. In an … Read more

Subpoena: Hell No, Ivanka Won’t Go! Unless…

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Subpoena: Hell No, Ivanka Won’t Go! Unless…
Lesley Leben
Lesley Green Leben is a humorist and writer. She holds an MFA in Creative Writing and Literature from Stony Brook University. Her articles have been published by Dan’s Paper and numerous online websites such as More, Grand Piano Passion and Medium. She enjoys playing the flute, writing and all forms of procrastination.
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Ivanka Trump is refusing a subpoena to appear at Congressional hearings. However, our reporter reveals that Ivanka may be persuaded to appear if certain conditions are met. Lawyers … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Former CNN Host Chris Cuomo

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The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Former CNN Host Chris Cuomo
Dean Kaner
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.
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Wherein our intrepid talk radio host interviews former CNN host Chris Cuomo. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY DUNCAN … Read more

Win a Date with a Cuomo! The Pros & Cons

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Win a Date with a Cuomo! The Pros & Cons
Marilyn Sands
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker.Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights.A Contributor to "Humor Times Magazine" while pitching her 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her newly published book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Linescan be purchased now in Paperback & ebook on amazon.com/dp/1733487409 And, proud to announce her latest published Memoir..."OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis available right now on amazon.com/dp/1733487417See...you don't have to be embarrassed to ask for the Title at a Book Store - just CLICK!
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The Pros & Cons: Win a date (or possible marriage) with the Governor of New York! Obviously, Man has not completely evolved yet!  Sad to report, there are still stragglers … Read more

Where to Go Now? A Place for Don

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Where to Go Now? A Place for Don
Lesley Leben
Lesley Green Leben is a humorist and writer. She holds an MFA in Creative Writing and Literature from Stony Brook University. Her articles have been published by Dan’s Paper and numerous online websites such as More, Grand Piano Passion and Medium. She enjoys playing the flute, writing and all forms of procrastination.
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Where can the former president go now? Mar-a-Lago doesn’t want him, neither does New York. He needs “A Place for Don”… After learning that the President had lost … Read more

Santa Claus Named in Antitrust Lawsuit Filed by Ken Paxton

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Santa Claus Named in Antitrust Lawsuit Filed by Ken Paxton
JC Wade
J. Wade is a retired Chief Financial Officer from Missouri. He has had humor articles published in the Humor Times, USA Today, The Journal of Irreproducible Results and Unhinged Magazine, which is now defunct (not his fault).
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Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton has filed an antitrust lawsuit against Santa, charging him with operating a monopoly. Santa Claus was targeted this week in an antitrust lawsuit … Read more

What Was in Andrew Cuomo’s New York Care Package to Trump?

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What Was in Andrew Cuomo’s New York Care Package to Trump?
Kristopher Wood
Kristopher Wood
Humorist and political commentator at kristopherwood.com
Kristopher Michael Wood is a humorist and political commentator. His work has appeared in McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, The American Bystander and Points in Case. In a past life, he worked as a lighting programmer for The Late Show with David Letterman and as a roadie for Radiohead, Elton John and Sheryl Crow, amongst others.
Kristopher Wood
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‘Governor Cuomo sent President Trump a care package filled with iconic New York foods.’ – Time Out New York. Sbarro’s pizza Knicks tickets A mariachi band and it’s … Read more

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