A New NFL-Jewish Lexicon
The NFL needs a new lexicon that Jews can relate to. We’re here to help. Football still hasn’t won the hearts and souls of the Children of Abraham. … Read more
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Ahhh! Poor Widdle Football Players Hurt Their Widdle Heads and Want to Sue
Poor NFL players got widdle concussions and want to sue their sugar daddies … WUSSIES!!! Former professional football players have just announced that they are seeking millions of … Read more
The Prelude of the Green Bay Packers and Their Powerful Push to Pointedly Pound Their Peers into Pulver
How the Green Bay Packers came to be Many wonder how it is that a little, forgotten town on the frozen banks of Lake Michigan could become the … Read more
Argus Hamilton Comments on the News: From A-Rod to Carlos Danger
A-Rod: Trying to ‘enhance’ his chances of playing again The FDA discovered e-coli in ground beef that is distributed nationwide but it won’t hurt the restaurant business. The … Read more
Super Bowl: Packer Backer Quackers
It’s probably good the Pack is not in the Super Bowl this year A few months before the start of the Super Bowl game a few years back, … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: NFL & More
In the news, the N.Y. Yankees apologized after a video was posted of a man and woman having sex in the stadium men’s room. It was during Monday’s … Read more
