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Mitt Romney Wants New Tour Bus Equipped with Gaydar
According to reliable sources, Mitt Romney is about to get a brand new tour bus, as his old one is falling apart and starting to smell a bit … Read more
New Bill Would Outlaw Certain Types of Science: Michele Bachmann Follows NC Lead
‘God will keep us informed if there’s anything we need to know,’ says the Minnesota representative Republicans in North Carolina’s state legislature have just introduced a bill that … Read more
The Undead Man Will Search Endlessly for What Dick Cheney Has Taken from Him
There are levels of Hell that even Dante did not know. Hells that are not bright and hot, but with an icy cold that freezes thought itself. Hells … Read more
The Potemkin Candidate
Permanently capitalizing the P in Presumptive Nominee, the Texas primary shoved Mitt Romney right over the delegate precipice, and now with the nomination locked up tighter than a … Read more
Needed: Super-Heroes for the Rest of Us
Just when you think the entertainment world has enough mutants, gods and playboy scientists, you realize there’s room —nay, a terrible demand — for MORE super-heroes. CBS News recently … Read more
You Might Be a Conservative If…
Not sure whether to categorize yourself as a conservative? We’re here to help. By Bruce Linder You might be a conservative if… 1: You’re irate over the president … Read more
Birthers Turn Sites on Romney
‘His ad featuring him speaking a rather fluent Spanish is most suspicious,’ says new Birthers group leader Orly Taitz Birthers, that group of doubters that insisted (some still … Read more
Flirty John Edwards Juror Checks into Hospital with Rare Airborne STD
By Matt Rock, PardonThePundit.com A young female alternate juror in the John Edwards trial, who has received a fair bit of media attention recently after allegedly flirting with … Read more
Dick Cheney Proposes ‘Duels, Not Debates,’ Wows NRA
Just when you thought Dick Cheney couldn’t top himself for thinking way out of the box, he comes up with another great idea, at least in the eyes … Read more
