Transplanted Heart Refuses to Stay in Dick Cheney’s Chest
By Roger Freed Surgeons have had great difficulty with fitting former President of Vice Dick Cheney (aka ‘Tricky Dicky the Second’) with a transplanted heart. Each attempt to … Read more
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Woman Loses Touch With Reality After Watching Weeklong Reality Series
TOPEKA, Kansas – A local woman was transported to KVC Psychiatric Hospital Sunday evening after neighbors called 911 to report a crazed woman trying to build a “doomsday bunker” in her back yard.
Norma Lee Fein, 58, was busy using a chainsaw to c…
Unusual Nostradamus Prediction Has Great Revelance to Our Present Political Times
Important Update!! Our crack historical research team here at Humor Times has uncovered an ancient, yet very relevant Nostradamus prediction that apparently has something to say about the … Read more
Romney Inc.
By Will Durst No. It’s not over. Well, okay, it’s kind of over. But the Republican nomination is not totally-otally over. As it very well should be. How … Read more
Home Alone: The Trend, Not The Movie
By Danny Tyree Paradox of the week: if you live alone, you’re not alone. According to “Going Solo: The Extraordinary And Surprising Appeal of Living Alone,” by Eric … Read more
Math + Discrimination = Efficiency!
While education money is tight right now all across America, parents in the State of Georgia needn’t worry. By combining math with any number of other subjects, some cash-strapped Georgia teachers are finally able to stretch those education dollars …
Flavor Flav Agrees to School Mitt Romney in Ghetto Talk
With the New York primary coming up in late April, GOP Presidential candidate Mitt Romney is pretty sure he has that state sewn up simply because Wall Street is in New York, and Wall Street loves Mitt Romney. However, New York also boasts a very large …
Fun with the News: Hollywood & More
George Clooney led protests at Sudan’s Embassy in Washington D.C. Friday. He spent the week rubbing elbows with politicians, lobbyists and the president. After two days in Washington … Read more
Sympathy Cards for Billionaires
Everyone feels sorry for the 99 percent, but what about the poor billionaires? By Janet Golden and Roz Warren The lavish lifestyles of our nation’s beleaguered billionaires have … Read more
The Soul of Jerry Springer Begs for Release
It has been almost 21 years since Jerry Springer’s soul got her first taste of trash TV. She has finally had enough, saying that she’s so over sitting idly by while her host whores himself out on national television. Finally ready to invoke a rarel…
