P. Beckert’s Column

Ms. Beckert is a humor writer who contributes to our Faux News section as well as her own blog.

Restaurant Chain in North Korea Closes as Food Aid Cancelled

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Restaurant Chain in North Korea Closes as Food Aid Cancelled
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
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PYONGYANG – A new restaurant chain in North Korea delayed the launch of several new locations after the United States announced it would no longer provide food aid … Read more

Something Scarier Than Friday 13th?

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Something Scarier Than Friday 13th?
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
P. Beckert
Latest posts by P. Beckert (see all)

Professor isolates new compound fear worse than Friday 13th: Mittotrickstertriskaidekaphobia Many folks have a fear of the number thirteen, a phobia known as triskaidekaphobia. Taking that one step … Read more

Five-Year Old Child Prodigy Channeling Frank Zappa

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Five-Year Old Child Prodigy Channeling Frank Zappa
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
P. Beckert
Latest posts by P. Beckert (see all)

Ezra and Zoe Weinbaum of Hollywood, Florida are finally ready to accept the fact that they may just have a child prodigy on their hands. Their son, Zach, … Read more

Scott Walker’s Wife Withholding Sex Over War on Women’s Rights

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Scott Walker’s Wife Withholding Sex Over War on Women’s Rights

MADISON – Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker is a little ‘blue’ these days since his wife decided to take a stand against her husband’s continuing attack on women’s rights.
At the annual Maple Bluff Garden Club meeting on Friday, the first lady of…

Mitt Romney Keeping Several Offshore Wives in the Cayman Islands

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Mitt Romney Keeping Several Offshore Wives in the Cayman Islands

Authorities in the Cayman Islands are remaining mum after reports have surfaced this week indicating that in addition to the large sums of money Mitt Romney has stored in bank accounts in the Cayman Islands, he also has a mansion which houses multiple …

Jon Stewart Threatens to Quit Over Olbermann Hiring

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Jon Stewart Threatens to Quit Over Olbermann Hiring

NEW YORK – Rumors of Comedy Central hiring progressive news host Keith Olbermann has Jon Stewart threatening to quit and go elsewhere to peddle his brand of humor. Stewart, who shares billing with what he calls “The Best Fu#@ing News Team Ever,” wa…

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