Charlize Theron Is ‘Shockingly Available’ and Waiting for Someone to ‘Step Up’ and Ask Her Out – YEAH, RIGHT!!!

Charlize Theron Is ‘Shockingly Available’ and Waiting for Someone to ‘Step Up’ and Ask Her Out – YEAH, RIGHT!!!

If Charlize Theron can’t get a date then all the rest of the women in America might as well give up. Charlize Theron can’t find a date? Yeah, right again! Charlize Theron, arguably the best … Read moreCharlize Theron Is ‘Shockingly Available’ and Waiting for Someone to ‘Step Up’ and Ask Her Out – YEAH, RIGHT!!!

Oh, God! It’s Not THAT Time Again Is It???

Oh, God! It’s Not THAT Time Again Is It???

It just can’t be that time again already! Noooooooooooooooo! It can’t be that time again! It’s inhumane! Its monstrous! It just can’t be true! IT CAN’T BE PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN SEASON AGAIN!!! Ghaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! It seems like … Read moreOh, God! It’s Not THAT Time Again Is It???

Electoral College Electors Hiding Out from Democrats

Electoral College Electors Hiding Out from Democrats

Electors have had to give up their former posh lifestyles and join the Federal Witness Protection Program. Life is not easy for any of the 538 Electors from the 2016 election. Too many people with … Read moreElectoral College Electors Hiding Out from Democrats

Update: Caravan of Disgruntled Americans Reach Guatemalan Border

Update: Caravan of Disgruntled Americans Reach Guatemalan Border

A horde of disgruntled Americans, who we reported on when they crossed the Mexican border last month, have now reached the Guatemalan border. The thousands of middle and working class, disgruntled Americans who we reported … Read moreUpdate: Caravan of Disgruntled Americans Reach Guatemalan Border

‘Marijuana Has No Lasting After Effects’ – HORSE MANURE!!!

‘Marijuana Has No Lasting After Effects’ – HORSE MANURE!!!

They say that using marijuana has no lasting effects on the brain. Well, I have an ongoing experiment in that very field of study in my own apartment everyday. Living in a work apartment brings … Read more‘Marijuana Has No Lasting After Effects’ – HORSE MANURE!!!

The Ten Commandments as Rewritten by ISIS

The Ten Commandments as Rewritten by ISIS

Take a look at how ISIS commandeered the Ten Commandments. What might be surprising to many is that the Muslim religion actually considers the Bible to be a Holy book and a source of prophecy. … Read moreThe Ten Commandments as Rewritten by ISIS