Health care: take responsibility. Yet another serious article — oh, all right, all right! I’ll throw in a couple jokes just for old times sake… There is a lot we can do to recover or … Read moreDo-It-Yourself Health Care – Yes, It Has Come to That
If Charlize Theron can’t get a date then all the rest of the women in America might as well give up. Charlize Theron can’t find a date? Yeah, right again! Charlize Theron, arguably the best … Read moreCharlize Theron Is ‘Shockingly Available’ and Waiting for Someone to ‘Step Up’ and Ask Her Out – YEAH, RIGHT!!!
It just can’t be that time again already! Noooooooooooooooo! It can’t be that time again! It’s inhumane! Its monstrous! It just can’t be true! IT CAN’T BE PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN SEASON AGAIN!!! Ghaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! It seems like … Read moreOh, God! It’s Not THAT Time Again Is It???
Electors have had to give up their former posh lifestyles and join the Federal Witness Protection Program. Life is not easy for any of the 538 Electors from the 2016 election. Too many people with … Read moreElectoral College Electors Hiding Out from Democrats
A horde of disgruntled Americans, who we reported on when they crossed the Mexican border last month, have now reached the Guatemalan border. The thousands of middle and working class, disgruntled Americans who we reported … Read moreUpdate: Caravan of Disgruntled Americans Reach Guatemalan Border
‘What did the Blond President do to further Democracy in the world?’ and other Blond President jokes! 1. What is fine dining to the Blond President? Anything on the Value Meal menu at McDonald’s. 2. … Read moreBlond President Jokes
They say that using marijuana has no lasting effects on the brain. Well, I have an ongoing experiment in that very field of study in my own apartment everyday. Living in a work apartment brings … Read more‘Marijuana Has No Lasting After Effects’ – HORSE MANURE!!!
They take you when you’re weak, knowing they can mold you into the relentless storm trooper they want you to be. FROM THIS: TO THIS: They take you on when you are crippled, weak. They … Read moreOn Becoming a Storm Trooper – One Piece of Armor at a Time
Take a look at how ISIS commandeered the Ten Commandments. What might be surprising to many is that the Muslim religion actually considers the Bible to be a Holy book and a source of prophecy. … Read moreThe Ten Commandments as Rewritten by ISIS