Poll Results Indicate Dick Cheney More Evil Than Vlad the Impaler
A recent poll asked participants to name who they thought was the most evil person in history. The results, while not entirely surprising, did say a lot about … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Star Trek Trivia: One Episode Actually Partially Filmed in Space
On the 46th anniversary of Star Trek, dedicated Trekkie breaks big news Saturday marks the 46th anniversary of Star Trek: The Original Series, and as such, there are … Read more
Chris Matthews Goes Nuts Over Democratic Mini-Convention Announcement
The Democratic Party has been overwhelmed with the success of its National Convention in Charlotte, NC this week. In fact, reports like those from Chris Matthews have it … Read more
Paul Ryan: ‘Honest Abe Lincoln Inspires Every Speech’
‘My grandfather hung out with him,’ says VP candidate Ryan Paul Ryan is back out on the stump this week, feeling good after what many called an “incredibly … Read more
Ryan Loses it; Tells Romney to Walk Like a Man
Paul Ryan told his boss, Mitt Romney, to “walk like a man” Friday, after having “had enough” of watching the Mittster walk “like a baby” to and from … Read more
Group Demands Donald Trump Reveal Birth Certificate, Prove He’s Not a Space Alien
Could The Donald simply be an alien transport vehicle? Group says birth certificate would settle the question An independent group of concerned citizens is demanding that Donald Trump … Read more
NASA Discovers Astronaut Left on Moon in Apollo Mission
Evidence of a fourth astronaut accidentally left on the moon leaks out of NASA Ironically coincidental with the demise of the man who first walked on the moon, … Read more
Liberal Plan to Bow Out of Elections Has GOP in a Quandary
There is talk on the liberal front of actually folding up tables, picking up sticks, throwing in the towel, and calling it quits, after witnessing one of the … Read more
Ann Romney Counts the Ways She Shouldn’t Be Considered Blessed
Ann Romney gave the first speech of her political life Tuesday night as a potential first lady and by most accounts, she was said to have done a … Read more
Obama Discusses Emergency Preparations for Tropical Storm Isaac
President calls Isaac a ‘legitimate tropical storm,’ and is confident Republicans have ways of shutting that whole thing down By Matt Rock, PardonthePundit.com President Obama spoke earlier today … Read more
