Lost Journal: New Year’s Resolutions for 1979
Journal entry: January 1, 1979 (age 9) – 1979 New Year’s Resolutions There’s not much time left to make the ’70s a success. President Carter, Charles Nelson Reilly, … Read more
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WILL DURST’$ 2013 XMA$ GIFT WI$H LI$T
Will Durst’s curiously refreshing gift wish list It’s the most wonderful time of the year. And finally over. Thank the maker. Because if “The Little Drummer Boy” was … Read more
Lost Journal: New Year’s Resolutions for 1993
Journal entry: January 1, 1993 (age 23) – New Year’s Resolutions, 1993 As a young man in my 20s, I am brimming with idealism and drive. I will … Read more
Argus Hamilton on the News: Duck Dynasty & Much More!
In the news: Duck Dynasty, crack-smoking mayor, lottery & more Duck Dynasty’s family patriarch Phil Robertson was put on hiatus by A&E Network after he compared homosexuality to … Read more
Deep in the Bowels of Password Hell
Passwords have engulfed our lives like glitter at a fashion show As the new year approaches, many of us in the dimly lit brotherhood of computer clumsoids (and … Read more
The Santafied Shakespeare
Is St. Nicholas the real author of ‘Shakespeare’ works? Over the years commentators have asked: who really authored the plays attributed to William Shakespeare? Some have answered “Francis … Read more
Lost Journal: Putting the Chore in Christmas Choral Arrangement
Journal entry: December 15, 1978 (age 9) – Christmas Choral Arrangement Schnitzel with noodles has been bumped from the few of my favorite things. By ditto paper. It can … Read more
The Washington / Wall Street Mutual Backscratching Society
Revolving door: Wall Street bankers regulating themselves Timmy Geithner has landed. The Secretary of the Treasury in President Obama’s first term resigned early this year, and we lost … Read more
Snore Wars
You can’t snore in space – but that doesn’t help the earthbound. The man I love is as calm and pleasant as the day is long. He treats … Read more
No-Shave November? How About ‘Disheveled December’?
‘No-Shave November’ gets a lot of press, but why stop there? I once attempted to participate in ‘No-Shave November,’ but it was a disaster. As I approach the … Read more
