Barron Up for Battle, Family Style! - Marilyn Sands, Humor Times

Suiting up for Battle, Family Style: “And, it’s about time,” Donald said. “Reaching for things is not a job!”

The Trumps discuss Barron suiting up for battle, family style.

Melania

Do something, Donald! Twitter Trolls say send our 7 foot boy to fight if we have war with Iran!

Donald

We all make sacrifices, dear. I would have, but I had a Note. But, I’m right, reaching for things to help people is not a job!

Melania

He’s my baby.

Donald

You made him soft.

Melania

Well, he’s not gonna fight your war!

Donald

Shh…it’s not a war! I just blew up some porch furniture.

Melania

What!

Donald

The entrance to that Nuclear Site – there was a guard taking a break. He had to pee & I saved his life with my timing.

Melania

You have no timing – you miss toilet 400%!

Donald

So you like that number I picked out of my butt, “Eggs are down 400%”!

Melania

I didn’t go to Wharton, but nothing is more than 100%.

Donald

How about we go over the pre-nup again. Why’d you nudge me when I was sleeping at my Parade – I was in REM!

Melania

I don’t know what that is, but your nose hairs were whistling while I was planning my Apres 1st Lady to-do List.

Donald

Oh, so you have big plans when I’m not president.

Melania

Elon & I…

Donald

What!

Melania

Well, it’s a surprise.

Donald

I don’t like surprises, especially from losers.

Melania

Boy, you sure run hot & cold with people.

Donald

Elon can’t keep a secret! I told him about my fun with Jeffrey Epstein playing Paper Dolls with the little girls.

Melania

Is that all you did?

Donald

If I tell you – then you’ll want money!

Melania

Do you see a pattern here?

Donald

It’s the story of my life! I do bad things. People find out. I give them money!

Melania

And? And?

Donald

I lie. I make a distraction. I scare people.

Melania

And?

Donald

I send in the National Guard & the Marines. I praise myself for saving the day. Then I nominate myself for a Peace Prize!

Melania

Like all the other U.S. President’s did?

Donald

Yes, we’re all alike – but not Van Buren! He just had a fear of Barbers!

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Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha