‘War President’ Trump: U.S. ‘Cleaned Iran’s Clock’ with ‘Big, Beautiful Bombs’
In an Oval Office speech today, Trump says that he “likes being a war president” and that “you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.” Claiming that he now feels “like … Read more
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Kristi Noem Hospitalized After Allergic Reaction to Brown People
An allergic reaction caused Secretary of Homeland Security to be whisked away to the emergency room. In response to an allergic reaction, Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem … Read more
Barron Trump Enrolls at Trump University
According to online rumors, Barron Trump was rejected by Harvard – but luckily he had a solid backup. 19-year-old Barron Trump, scion of President Donald J. Trump and … Read more
Trump Presidential Potpourri
A recap of the Latest News in Trump World: a Presidential Potpourri. Trump Issues More Pardons: First in our Trump News potpourri, President Donald Trump pardoned Todd and … Read more
Attorney General Pam Bondi Indicts Rocker Bruce Springsteen for Sedition
Rocker Bruce Springsteen was indicted for sedition by Pam Bondi: “‘The Boss’ ain’t the boss no more!” On Tuesday, Attorney General Pam Bondi issued an indictment from the … Read more
Future News: Trump Receives Honorary Degree from Harvard
An honorary degree was conferred on Trump by Harvard, after which he delivered a Commencement Address. Slightly Future News: On Thursday, May 29, 2025, President Donald J. Trump … Read more
‘One Big Beautiful Bill’: Surprising Upsides
House Passes “One Big Beautiful Bill” (OBBB) moving closer to Trump’s billionaire tax cut and spend agenda. President Orders Moody’s CEO Rob Fauber, Board of Directors to El … Read more
Trump to Address Congress as a Wiener
Trump said he’ll address Congress clad in a vivid red wiener costume. The outfit will be emblazoned with “Oscar Mayer.” President Donald J. Trump, no stranger to controversial … Read more
Trump Mandates Inclusion of Sci-Fi Film in all Classrooms
Trump is making the 1956 sci-fi film “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” required viewing for grades K-12. President Donald J. Trump, acting through Department of Education Secretary Linda … Read more
Political Firebrands Mark 100 Days of Trump 2.0
The President and Sen. Elizabeth Warren assess the highlights of the second first 100 days of Trump. Addressing their target audiences just one day apart, Sen. Elizabeth Warren … Read more
