Trump to Return Melania for Refund During Slovenia Trip

Trump to Return Melania for Refund During Slovenia Trip

The real reason Donald Trump is making a last minute trip to Slovenia, Melania’s birthplace It has long been believed that President Donald Trump, who has described his own hair as resembling ‘a wet raccoon,’ … Read moreTrump to Return Melania for Refund During Slovenia Trip

Angela Merkel Gives Up on World After One Day with Trump

Angela Merkel Gives Up on World After One Day with Trump

There is no hope for the world, German leader Angela Merkel has decided, after spending time with the U.S. president. BERLIN, Germany — After spending an entire day with Trump, Angela Merkel has announced she … Read moreAngela Merkel Gives Up on World After One Day with Trump

Trump in Israel: Disappointed at Failing to Find New Accountant

Trump in Israel: Disappointed at Failing to Find New Accountant

‘Feeling righteous’ – Trump in Israel TEL AVIV — After saying he only trusts “short guys in yarmulkes” to count his money, Donald Trump in Israel was dismayed to find that no one in that … Read moreTrump in Israel: Disappointed at Failing to Find New Accountant

Trump Invited to Russian Sleepovers After Revealing US Secrets

Trump Invited to Russian Sleepovers After Revealing US Secrets

Trump’s best buds in Russia invite him over to share more fun and secrets MOSCOW — While many across the US have expressed indignation over Trump’s loose lips with Russian officials concerning state secrets, the … Read moreTrump Invited to Russian Sleepovers After Revealing US Secrets

James Comey, Out of Job, Pursues Life Passion: Resolving Email Issues

James Comey, Out of Job, Pursues Life Passion: Resolving Email Issues

WASHINGTON, DC — Former FBI Director James Comey, after rejecting job offers from Russia, China, Iran and even North Korea, decided to pursue his life’s passion of resolving private email issues, signing on with Comcast. … Read moreJames Comey, Out of Job, Pursues Life Passion: Resolving Email Issues

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