Mitch McConnell Returns to Galápagos Islands to Save His Species

Mitch McConnell Returns to Galápagos Islands to Save His Species

Trying to salvage his reputation by actually accomplishing something, Mitch McConnell returns home. WASHINGTON, DC — Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, after failing to repeal Obamacare or reform … Read more Mitch McConnell Returns to Galápagos Islands to Save His Species

Leonardo DiCaprio Warns Deporting Dreamers Could Leave Them ‘Stuck in a Dream’

Leonardo DiCaprio Warns Deporting Dreamers Could Leave Them ‘Stuck in a Dream’

DiCaprio sparks more controversy over Dreamers HOLLYWOOD, CA — After having criticized Trump over his energy policies, actor Leonardo DiCaprio has gotten behind a new issue: Trump’s deportation … Read more Leonardo DiCaprio Warns Deporting Dreamers Could Leave Them ‘Stuck in a Dream’

Angela Merkel Gives Up on World After One Day with Trump

Angela Merkel Gives Up on World After One Day with Trump

There is no hope for the world, German leader Angela Merkel has decided, after spending time with the U.S. president. BERLIN, Germany — After spending an entire day … Read more Angela Merkel Gives Up on World After One Day with Trump

Trump in Israel: Disappointed at Failing to Find New Accountant

Trump in Israel: Disappointed at Failing to Find New Accountant

‘Feeling righteous’ – Trump in Israel TEL AVIV — After saying he only trusts “short guys in yarmulkes” to count his money, Donald Trump in Israel was dismayed … Read more Trump in Israel: Disappointed at Failing to Find New Accountant

James Comey, Out of Job, Pursues Life Passion: Resolving Email Issues

James Comey, Out of Job, Pursues Life Passion: Resolving Email Issues

WASHINGTON, DC — Former FBI Director James Comey, after rejecting job offers from Russia, China, Iran and even North Korea, decided to pursue his life’s passion of resolving … Read more James Comey, Out of Job, Pursues Life Passion: Resolving Email Issues

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