Angela Merkel Gives Up on World After One Day with Trump

Angela Merkel Gives Up on World After One Day with Trump

There is no hope for the world, German leader Angela Merkel has decided, after spending time with the U.S. president. BERLIN, Germany — After spending an entire day with Trump, Angela Merkel has announced she … Read more

Trump Invited to Russian Sleepovers After Revealing US Secrets

Trump Invited to Russian Sleepovers After Revealing US Secrets

Trump’s best buds in Russia invite him over to share more fun and secrets MOSCOW — While many across the US have expressed indignation over Trump’s loose lips with Russian officials concerning state secrets, the … Read more

James Comey, Out of Job, Pursues Life Passion: Resolving Email Issues

James Comey, Out of Job, Pursues Life Passion: Resolving Email Issues

WASHINGTON, DC — Former FBI Director James Comey, after rejecting job offers from Russia, China, Iran and even North Korea, decided to pursue his life’s passion of resolving private email issues, signing on with Comcast. … Read more