You Too Can Be on the Epstein List!
By Ed McManis No need to be left out of all the action. Now you, too, can be on the Epstein List! You’ve followed the news from FOX … Read more
AI
xAI’s Grok to be a ‘Seminal Force’ in the Department of Defense
Department of Defense to begin using the chatbox Grok, Elon Musk startup xAI announced Monday. Elon Musk’s startup xAI announced Monday that the Department of Defense would begin … Read more
President Trump to Replace Federal Judges with AI Entities
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Trump, expressing his frustration with federal judges, pledges to replace them with AI. In an exclusive Memorial Day interview with SNN Legal … Read more
How a Tyrannosaurus-Rex on a Transatlantic Flight Went So Wrong
By Peter Merkl I was asked to assist in dealing with an inflight emergency on my transatlantic flight. Just after midnight on a recent transatlantic flight, I was … Read more
Moral Rights for AI Bots? What About Human Bots?
AI bots are not an ethnic group, but the rapidly evolving species of advanced “artificial intelligence beings.” You might be alarmed to learn that a little-known group in … Read more
Easter Bunny Explains Why There Were ‘No Damn Free Eggs This Easter’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Easter Bunny breaks silence: No free eggs because “They cost too damn much! Bitch at Trump, not me.” The venerable Easter Bunny, … Read more
Pros of the Robot Apocalypse
There’s no use whining about the coming robot apocalypse — look at the bright side! Everyone is whining about how robots are taking over and the coming robot … Read more
An AI Bot Won’t Take Your Job. Will It?
There’s now an AI bot for just about any job that humans do, how long before we’re all replaced? Corporate powers are telling us not to worry our … Read more
Foodologist: Food to be AI-Generated by Next Century
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) World famous foodologist says that by the next century most of the food consumed on earth will be AI generated. In her … Read more
BREAKING: Election Special Report!
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Special Report: Controversial 2024 Presidential Election ends in tie, Artificial Ignorance interference suspected. We bring you this Special Report among general chaos … Read more
