Top Oscar Moments of 2013
We’ll have to wait until next year for more dreamy Oscar magic. Until then… Well, the Oscars have come and gone and left us all waiting breathlessly (with … Read more
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Oscars Take Final Bow: Academy Retires
Upside: No more risk of Oscars hosts causing world to cringe Last night, in a stunning move, The Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences retired. There will … Read more
CEO of NRA Insists Armed Guards Can Stop Global Warming
Defending environment seen as good NRA strategy for bringing in leftists Wayne LaPierre, the NRA’s CEO, insists we can stop global warming by placing armed guards at the … Read more
New Social Networking Site, AIDS, Spreading Rapidly
Experts agree social networking is contagious Mark Zuckerberg suddenly has more to worry about than Google+. A new social networking platform, AIDS (Aggregated Individuals in a Digital Sewer), … Read more
New Evidence Suggests the Garden of Eden is in Boca Raton
Scientists do about face on Garden of Eden Revolutionary developments in science happen infrequently. Copernicus upended Ptolemy’s earth-centric model of the universe. Newton formulated the laws of motion … Read more
NRA Takes Fight to Whole New Level, Buys Star Wars Death Star
New acquisition seen as boost for NRA outreach, as well as leverage in Congress The NRA has upped its political game with the acquisition of the Death Star … Read more
Pot and Bongo Festival Expected to Draw Huge Crowds
“Green” festivals have whole new meaning in pot legalization era The First Annual “Pot and Bongo Festival,” to be held this year, is expected to draw huge crowds … Read more
How to Train for the Navy SEALS as a Stay-at-Home Parent
Go from preparing baby meals to preparing for the Navy SEALS AUSTIN, TX — Are you a stay-at-home mom or dad? Do you have dreams of entering an … Read more
Ahmadinejad, Lonely, Creates Social Networking Site for Dictators
New social site big hit with anti-social dictators everywhere TEHRAN, IRAN – For Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, life as a dictator is starting to take its toll. His answer: FASCISTBOOK. … Read more
Father Guido Sarducci to Replace Pope Benedict
The anti-gay Pope Benedict will give way to the anti-Pope By Anti Coulter, Liberals Unite Pope Benedict sent shockwaves through the Catholic community and around the world when … Read more
