Lost Journal: Beware of Brothers in Bumper Cars
Journal entry: July 10, 1976 (age 7) – Bumper Cars “No way, John – save it for the bumper cars.” Although my older brother, John, is 17 and … Read more
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Freeze! It’s the Library Police!
When a Texas library book thief was arrested, it inspired this librarian to dream big. A Texas man was recently arrested for failing to return a GED study … Read more
Movie Review: “A Million Ways To Die In The West”
“A Million Ways To Die In The West” – a film review by Gary Chew Seth MacFarlane tries a million ways to make you laugh with his new … Read more
David Schwimmer Offered Starring Role in Revamped CSI Series
David Schwimmer played Ross Geller on the NBC hit television sitcom Friends Producers of the CBS hit series CSI: NY, which was cancelled last year, have announced today … Read more
Lost Journal: The Day our Dog Trashed the Family Name
Journal entry: January 7, 1977 (age 7) – Family Name When you’re the mother of six sons, you look for female allies wherever you can find them. To … Read more
Graduates: Welcome to the Real World
No-nonsense tips for this year’s graduates And now, an open letter to all you new graduates. Congratulations. Good job. Way to go. Bet you thought this day would … Read more
How Well We Know the Bible, or Noah of Ark, as Vaguely Remembered by a Typical American
How Well We Know the Bible: Noah of Ark “We’ve come across people who thought Joan of Arc was Noah’s wife, that Sodom and Gomorrah were married.” — … Read more
Disney Execs Happy with Raising Admission Prices Again
Minnie and Mickey Mouse lose it during Disney press conference ORLANDO, FL — Disney announced last week that they are raising their park entry fees once again to … Read more
Post Office Delivers Package on Time, Causing Senior Seizures
Prompt delivery by the Post Office? Too shocking! Delores Doldrums, age 67, has been sending various care packages to her nieces and nephews for decades and not once … Read more
Lost Journal: At a “White Party,” a White Man Looks Far Too White, Man
Journal entry: June 5, 2009 (age 40) – White Party In life, I do whatever I can to follow this simple credo: don’t do anything P. Diddy does. … Read more
