Deep in the Bowels of Password Hell
Passwords have engulfed our lives like glitter at a fashion show As the new year approaches, many of us in the dimly lit brotherhood of computer clumsoids (and … Read more
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The Santafied Shakespeare
Is St. Nicholas the real author of ‘Shakespeare’ works? Over the years commentators have asked: who really authored the plays attributed to William Shakespeare? Some have answered “Francis … Read more
Santa Claus Forced to File Chapter 11 Bankruptcy
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, but he’s broke Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, but unfortunately, he can’t pay his mounting debt and therefore won’t … Read more
Buzzfeed Contributor Makes Top 10 Shit List
Being a contributor to Buzzfeed has benefits Sometimes being a contributor to a popular website that makes lists of things has benefits, that’s what 28 year old Chad … Read more
Lost Journal: Putting the Chore in Christmas Choral Arrangement
Journal entry: December 15, 1978 (age 9) – Christmas Choral Arrangement Schnitzel with noodles has been bumped from the few of my favorite things. By ditto paper. It can … Read more
Local Woman Deletes Friend from Facebook
Social media giant Facebook shaken with the news A woman has deleted one of her Facebook friends, this writer has learned. “I was just tired of her shit. … Read more
Theory That Universe is Just a Hologram Really Messes with Peoples Heads
What if the universe is a hologram? We asked some stoners. An article in the Huffington Post (science section, Dec. 12) titled ‘Is The Universe A Hologram? Physicists … Read more
Snore Wars
You can’t snore in space – but that doesn’t help the earthbound. The man I love is as calm and pleasant as the day is long. He treats … Read more
Great Last-Minute Gift Idea: Give the Gift of Laughter: The Humor Times!
The gift that keeps on giving, all year long: The Humor Times magazine is available by subscription all over the world, in print or digital format – It’s … Read more
I Spy – An Exclusive Cartoon Report on Global Surveillance!
Global Surveillance, NSA style Some say the NSA is an out of control monster… and it’s clear that they’ve overstepped boundaries. They can hear (all of) you now… … Read more
