Dr. Seuss Inspiration for New Ted Cruz Book
Green eggs and ham Ted Cruz Texas Sen. Ted Cruz has announced a new book deal with HarperCollins that will purportedly earn him well into the six figures. … Read more
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Ode to Paul Ryan
Ode to Paul Ryan Look out for shifty Paul Ryan. He’s slick and practiced at lyin’ All seniors beware; He’ll cut medicare, Won’t care if you’re sick or … Read more
Predicted Yellowstone Cataclysm Comes to Pass, Cause Discovered
Scientists discover surprising cause of massive Yellowstone eruption The Weather Channel’s “Forecasting the End” had predicted a disaster, and it has come to pass. Now scientists have found … Read more
Radical Middle-Aged Cake Acceptance: A Modest Proposal
“Cake is not the enemy” is my brand new mantra. I’m processing books in the circulation office of the library where I work when I hear a sudden … Read more
Lost Journal: Age 40 Weighs Heavily on Mind and Body
Journal entry: February 18, 2009 (age 39) – Age 40 Wow. I am really out of shape. Or, as the current saying goes, I am in shape – … Read more
And Now for Something Completely Different: A Monty Python Comic Book Biography
A new comic book biography on the life of pop-culture icons Monty Python is being released this week. Bluewater Productions announced plans to release a new comic book … Read more
Tina Turner, Mad Max, Al Gore and You
Turns out, Al Gore was right According to a new UN report, there’s good news and bad news about global warming. The good news — it’s worse than … Read more
Beyonce Loses Nail in China, Provides for Local Family for a Year
Beyonce Knowles’ small loss is village’s huge gain Megastar Beyonce Knowles stopped over in China last week after the completion of her Mrs. Carter tour in the hopes … Read more
Congress to Dispense with Pretense, Transition to Wholly-Owned Corporate Subsidiary
In an effort to be more transparent, corporate-owner logos will now be worn in Congress, NASCAR-style. WASHINGTON, DC – Speaker of the House John Boehner announced today that … Read more
Let’s Re-fund America
Let’s invest in a return to the America we all know and love: a society of historic democratic vision, opportunity for all and a shared prosperity. The powerhouses of … Read more
