KISS to Re-record Classic Albums with New Lineup
A new, fresh KISS may be “wet and sloppy,” but “at least it’s sincere,” says Gene Simmons. On the eve of their induction into the Rock ‘n Roll … Read more
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Mysterious “Bobblehead” Man Vibrates at High Frequency; Flies into Crowd
Physicists agree the “bobblehead man” theory is the best explanation so far. David McKenney of Huntingdon, England is in the hospital today, after, for no explicable reason, he … Read more
Are You a HandyWoman? Take This (Not Entirely Serious) Test and See!
Are You a HandyWoman? As I was reading “Not Your Mother’s Book on Home Improvement,” a new collection of light-hearted essays by (primarily) middle-aged female do-it-yourselfers, it became … Read more
Lost Journal: American Embarrassadors Face English Expulsion
Journal entry: March 24, 1990 (age 20) Note: This journal entry is the second in a two-part series. It’s been one week since the London police were called … Read more
All in the Cattitude
Cats get no respect. Sure, there’s Grumpy Cat, but he’s not the best cat ambassador. Cats get no respect. They’re the Rodney Dangerfields of the pet world. An … Read more
Margie Phelps to Pose for Playboy
Don’t let the daughter of the late Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps’ spread fool you. In a stunning reversal of past actions, Margie J. Phelps, the daughter … Read more
American Lightweight Drinkers Amuse Irish Pub Owners on St. Patrick’s Day
Another St. Patrick’s Day has come and gone Another St. Patrick’s Day has come and gone, and with its passing comes some great tales from Irish expatriates who … Read more
The Frigid Fracas: Cold War Reprise
The Cold War is back and it’s colder and warrier than ever. After an absence of 25 years, it’s downright ducky to be able to welcome back one … Read more
Westboro Baptist Congregation Scheduled to Picket Fred Phelps’ Funeral
Fred Phelps: Why did the Lord take him? TOPEKA, Kansas — Fred Phelps, founder and past pastor of Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas, is dead. His family … Read more
The Putin Two-Step
Ukrania knew Vlad Putin would be at the big dance Ukrania had been waiting for her turn to go to the big dance. It was a huge gala … Read more
