Sugar: How Sweet It Was
Remembering life before the Sugar Prohibition University of California, San Francisco researchers Robert Lustig, Laura Schmidt and Claire Brindis say it’s time to regulate sugar like tobacco and … Read more
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Mitt Romney’s Hamm-Handed Energy Policy
Poor Mitt Romney. He keeps trying to prop up his bad policy proposals with gimmicky political props that flop. He recently unveiled his energy policy, for example, in … Read more
‘Net’s Best Satire’ E-book Marked Down: Only 99 Cents!
News roasted by some of the best satire writers on the web Now you can enjoy your news heavily roasted, by some of the best satire writers on … Read more
Sarah Palin Elaborates on Comment that ‘Obama Needs to Grow a Big Stick’
Uses unique grasp of history to school reporter By Matt Rock, Pardon the Pundit Sarah Palin managed to make headlines again while lounging around at home in her … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: Scientology & More
The U.S. Border Patrol was reported in the news as seizing the lowest-ever number of illegal aliens trying to cross into California last month. It’s the economy. It’s … Read more
Poll Results Indicate Dick Cheney More Evil Than Vlad the Impaler
A recent poll asked participants to name who they thought was the most evil person in history. The results, while not entirely surprising, did say a lot about … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: The Conventions & More
A Colorado school refused to allow a third-grader to wear his Peyton Manning jersey to class because the number is a gang number, the news reported. The policy … Read more
Lost Journal: First Day of College Knowledge
Journal entry: August 26, 1987 (age 18) The drive from Binghamton to SUNY Oswego is only about 2 ½ hours, but the distance seemed massive as I waved … Read more
Lost Journal: Matrimony’s Ultimate Symbol Gets Trashed
Journal entry: April 13, 2000 (age 30) After almost a year-and-a-half of marriage, I am finally getting used to referring to Amanda as “my wife.” The first time … Read more
Lost Journal: Dungeons and Dragons and Dice – Oh my!
Journal entry: April 18, 1982 (age 12) My thirteenth birthday is in a few weeks, and I’m looking forward to going with my mom to Fat Cat Books … Read more
