Tina Turner, Mad Max, Al Gore and You
Turns out, Al Gore was right According to a new UN report, there’s good news and bad news about global warming. The good news — it’s worse than … Read more
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Beyonce Loses Nail in China, Provides for Local Family for a Year
Beyonce Knowles’ small loss is village’s huge gain Megastar Beyonce Knowles stopped over in China last week after the completion of her Mrs. Carter tour in the hopes … Read more
Congress to Dispense with Pretense, Transition to Wholly-Owned Corporate Subsidiary
In an effort to be more transparent, corporate-owner logos will now be worn in Congress, NASCAR-style. WASHINGTON, DC – Speaker of the House John Boehner announced today that … Read more
Let’s Re-fund America
Let’s invest in a return to the America we all know and love: a society of historic democratic vision, opportunity for all and a shared prosperity. The powerhouses of … Read more
Procrastination Not Covered Under Affordable Care Act
The Affordable Care Act deadline for signups has passed: Procrastinators object, saying theirs is a preexisting condition. Shirley Blessfield has been putting off getting an insurance policy under … Read more
Scientists: Newton and Galileo Were Psychotic — Massive Textbook Recall Foreseen
“I’m no Einstein, but I know wacko when I see it,” says scientist of Einstein, Newton and Galileo. A group of 142 leading scientists and psychiatrists have published … Read more
Jon Stewart Leaves the Daily Show, Starts JON Channel
Jon Stewart says he is now rich enough to own himself. The Daily Show is one man poorer this morning with the announcement that Jon Stewart is now … Read more
Lost Journal: Out of Age One, Many
Journal entry: August 14, 1970 (age 1) – Age One Looking up at the Sesame Street mobile that hangs above my crib, I am puzzling over the nature … Read more
Sawbucked to Death: Holding onto Your Money
Earning money is one thing, holding on to it is quite another. These days, the only thing harder than making money is hanging onto it. It’s easier to … Read more
KISS to Re-record Classic Albums with New Lineup
A new, fresh KISS may be “wet and sloppy,” but “at least it’s sincere,” says Gene Simmons. On the eve of their induction into the Rock ‘n Roll … Read more
