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Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/9/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Coco Gauff taking the first French Open title, doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more
Don’t Reign on My Parade!
Top 10 things our humble Emperor plans for his parade day on Constitution Avenue, celebrating his birthday! Sparing no tax-payer expense, I hear there’ll be Rocket Launchers, Missiles, … Read more
Trump Presidential Potpourri
A recap of the Latest News in Trump World: a Presidential Potpourri. Trump Issues More Pardons: First in our Trump News potpourri, President Donald Trump pardoned Todd and … Read more
Should the ‘Local Shrimp’ You Buy Come from 8,000 Miles Away?
Whether you order shrimp at a chain restaurant or Mar-a-Lago, a good question to ask is: Where do they get it? Let’s say you like shrimp. Whether you … Read more
