Should the ‘Local Shrimp’ You Buy Come from 8,000 Miles Away?
Whether you order shrimp at a chain restaurant or Mar-a-Lago, a good question to ask is: Where do they get it? Let’s say you like shrimp. Whether you … Read more
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Billionaire Sues World’s Most Expensive Restaurant Over Fake She-Crab Soup
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) A Slobovian billionaire is suing The Diamond Fork and Spoon in New York over his dissatisfaction with a bowl of She-Crab soup. … Read more
In Battle to Curb Chinese Espionage, Biden to Close All Chinese Restaurants in U.S.
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President Biden announced that he will shutter all Chinese restaurants in the ongoing effort to end Chinese espionage in America. SNN undercover … Read more
Matt Gaetz’s Stunning ‘Big Boy’ Connection!
In a shocking revelation, the FBI confirms that Matt Gaetz really is “Big Boy” Shoney! The FBI has finally acknowledged what many have long suspected: that Florida Congressman … Read more
