Pope v. Pope: The Hats Are Off
Divine intervention may be needed to help Popes heal rift caused by World Cup rivalry Argentina and Germany both have a pontiff present in the Vatican, a fact … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Critics Say Injured Bull Runner’s Book Full of Bull
Life’s a bitch for gored bull runner Bill Hillmann, American bull runner and author of Fiesta: How to Survive the Bulls of Pamplona, was badly gored during Spain’s annual Pamplona … Read more
Egg On His Face: You Better Belieb It
Justin Bieber was fined $80,900 in damages for egging a house — using some VERY hard-boiled eggs. Justin Bieber has been sentenced to two years’ probation and must … Read more
Lake ‘Not so Placid’ Peigneur
Strange beasts haunting Lake Peigneur? Have you ever wondered what it might feel like to drain a humongous lake while drilling for oil? Of course you have, stupid … Read more
Americans Confused: Germany Scored One Touchdown to Beat Brazil, 7-1?
Germany won the football game, but how did Brazil score their extra point? The American public was shocked yesterday to hear that Germany’s football team successfully defeated host … Read more
Germany vs Brazil: Blitzkrieg Bop
Brazil hires team psychologist to cope with shock With the thrashing at the hands of Germany, it is difficult not to feel that Brazil has reached the end … Read more
Pornographic Weather Map Shocks Viewers
A weather map deemed “pornographic” was quickly removed today. “The graphic was a bit too graphic,” said a spokesman. A weather map showing a slow-moving storm stretching across … Read more
A Bad Day for Michael Bay
British man lives out the dream of many movie lovers by suing Michael Bay for wasted time. On Monday, July 7th, a British man lived out the dream … Read more
Big Pharma Offering Top Dollar to Suicidal Human Guinea Pigs
Suicidal Americans, a minority on the rise, now have a new, tailor-made employment opportunity. Listen up, all you suicidal sorts out there. Big pharma has an offer you … Read more
Putin’s Big Screen Debut
“Vlad The Impaler” is Putin’s directorial debut Vladamir Putin’s artistic ventures, presented in whatever incarnation he wishes, have always oozed sexual prowess. As Nicolas Sarkozy famously said, “He’s … Read more
