Bush Authorizes Renewed Air Strikes in Iraq
Order for renewed air strikes in Iraq comes from the top President Bush, in the face of bi-partisan opposition, has again authorized the use of air strikes in … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
Proposed Franken-Stein Amendment to Farm Bill Takes on GMOs
GMO Franken-Stein bill: “It’s alive!” GMO labeling has gotten a lot of press lately. The biggest news on this front last year was the vote of Sen. Al … Read more
John Boehner to Sue Every Living American
House Majority Leader John Boehner says Americans have been freeloading, and it’s time to pay up. The House voted Wednesday to authorize John Boehner to sue President Obama … Read more
The Dear Leader’s Great Appetite
Little is known about North Korea’s “Dear Leader,” Kim Jong-un, but one man survived to talk about him. North Korea is a mythically bizarre land, a nation where … Read more
Laxative and Lethal Injections: USA’s Very Messy Mess
Boring lethal injections vs ‘exciting’ firing squad – America must choose, says judge In an interview with the Los Angeles Times, Alan Kontreverski, the U.S. 9th Circuit Court … Read more
Bristol Palin to Launch Online Unwed Teen Mom Channel
Finally, help for unwed teen moms from a real expert Many have heard about Sarah Palin announcing the launch of her own online news channel. The channel will … Read more
Problems in the Bedroom? Try Microsoft Sexcel
Man tries unique approach to solving problems in the bedroom According to Rob Brady, or Flop Brady, as his wife cruelly labelled him, the best way to solve … Read more
Almost Famous, Completely Shameless
Some may call him a bum, but almost famous Alistair Cooper says he’s a respectable bum. At many festivals today, for a large sum of cash, you can … Read more
Lysol Introduces a Rubber That Really Erases
She’ll love that you cleaned up your act with Lysol condoms! Lysol, famed for producing powerful toilet bowl cleaner, has just released a game-changing condom that they claim … Read more
Controversial: D-Day for Day-Lewis
Daniel Day-Lewis gets a little too far into his roles Like calling John Waters slightly camp, referring to Daniel Day-Lewis as a “method actor” is an understatement of … Read more
