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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Mass Shootings Happening Everyday Now; NRA Says It’s the Price of Freedom

Mass Shootings Happening Everyday Now; NRA Says It’s the Price of Freedom
James Israel
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James Israel
The Humor Times founder/publisher/editor/writer may wear a lot of hats, but he likes it that way. Still, his favorite job is writing fake news articles. He is also a musician and songwriter, who plays guitar, mandolin and harmonica, with several CDs to his credit.
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“It’s just not enough to make a fuss and create new laws about,” says NRA’s Jim Porter as bullets fly at press conference Since the Newtown school shooting … Read more

A Realists Guide to Goals and Whatever

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A Realists Guide to Goals and Whatever
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt
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Goals are fine, but let’s get real about them 1. Set goals.  This is probably the most important part in achieving them. 2. If you suck at something, … Read more

Man with Horrendous Halitosis Becomes Mayor of Lincoln, Nebraska

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Man with Horrendous Halitosis Becomes Mayor of Lincoln, Nebraska
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
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“Everything he says stinks,” say opponents of mayor with halitosis Jonathan D. Lumquist, known to have the most horrendous case of halitosis in public service history, has nevertheless … Read more

Cleveland Police Set Ariel Castro Free, Calling Him a Victim

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Cleveland Police Set Ariel Castro Free, Calling Him a Victim
Sal Kingfisher
Sal Kingfisher
Founder, Editor in Chief of Broken World News.
Before the Other Guys Break the News, We've Already Broken It
Sal Kingfisher
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‘Sure, we got the call about the kinky women with dog collars on,’ said police, ‘there are some wild ladies in Cleveland’ CLEVELAND, OH — Ariel Castro, who … Read more

Study: 98% of Internet Users Admit ROFL Just an LOL

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Study: 98% of Internet Users Admit ROFL Just an LOL
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt
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“We should have been suspicious from the very beginning,” says expert, regarding overuse of “ROFL” online A new study was released last week detailing various online practices of … Read more

Kim Jong Un Steps Up as New Spokesman for NRA

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Kim Jong Un Steps Up as New Spokesman for NRA
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
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New NRA spokesman Kim Jong Un’s first speech Oscar-worthy In need of a new spokesman so fiery he can burn people with his tongue alone and can intimidate … Read more

Make-A-Wish Foundation Grants Dying 14-Year-Old Boy’s Wish to Have Sex with Jerry Sandusky

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Make-A-Wish Foundation Grants Dying 14-Year-Old Boy’s Wish to Have Sex with Jerry Sandusky
Sal Kingfisher
Sal Kingfisher
Founder, Editor in Chief of Broken World News.
Before the Other Guys Break the News, We've Already Broken It
Sal Kingfisher
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Sandusky calls prison “Way better than I expected” FRANKLIN TOWNSHIP, PA — When 14 year-old Joey Patrick found out earlier this year that the cancer he had struggled … Read more

Humor Websites Under Fire for Article Accusing NRA of Being Behind Boston Marathon Bombing

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Humor Websites Under Fire for Article Accusing NRA of Being Behind Boston Marathon Bombing
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
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Many NRA supporters are literally up in arms Satire websites have been publishing a very popular conspiracy article concerning the NRA being behind the Boston Marathon bombing as … Read more

Stars: Human Really Impressing Other Humans Right Now

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Stars: Human Really Impressing Other Humans Right Now
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt
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What are some humans called “stars”? We’ve lived on this planet for thirty-five years now, and though we have easily adopted their mannerisms, assumed their practices, and assimilated … Read more

In Face of Tragedy, Satire Takes Day Off, North Korea Newsfeed Fills in Nicely

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In Face of Tragedy, Satire Takes Day Off, North Korea Newsfeed Fills in Nicely
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
Jeff Boldt
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Kim Jong-Un good at satire, doesn’t even know what it means In light of recent events in Boston and West, TX, Satire has decided to take a break. … Read more

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