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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Jack Nicholson Mistaken for Regular Crazy Old Curmudgeon

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Jack Nicholson Mistaken for Regular Crazy Old Curmudgeon
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
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This time Jack Nicholson wasn’t actually playing a curmudgeon NEPTUNE CITY, NJ — Silver screen legend Jack Nicholson, best known for his performances in movies such as The … Read more

Wayne LaPierre Ousted as Representative of NRA for Being Too ‘Frenchy’

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Wayne LaPierre Ousted as Representative of NRA for Being Too ‘Frenchy’
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
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Wayne LaPierre, outspoken mouthpiece of the NRA, has been removed from his position of Vice-President, due to a large number of powerful members of the organization being opposed … Read more

Miami Heat Streak Ends — PBS Renews Telethon to Raise Awareness for Regular Season

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Miami Heat Streak Ends — PBS Renews Telethon to Raise Awareness for Regular Season
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
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NBA “owes survival” to PBS campaign, says Miami Heat coach Without realizing it, for the past month or so, the world was interested in the NBA’s regular season … Read more

Exclusive! An Interview with Mr. Potato Head

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Exclusive! An Interview with Mr. Potato Head
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
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Visiting Mr. Potato Head in his penthouse at the Farmer’s Market in Manhattan, he spills the beans on his illustrious life Today we interview that star of toy stores … Read more

Area Control Freak Reports OCD Under Control

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Area Control Freak Reports OCD Under Control
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
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OCD no problem for man with a plan Don’t worry everybody–world-wide acclaimed blogger and self-published publisher/self-editor/self-writer/self-artist, Mark Krotzchety (pronounced “Krotzchety”), wants you to know that he’s finally got … Read more

U.S. Drone Killed John Boehner Last Night

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U.S. Drone Killed John Boehner Last Night
Matt Nagin
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Matt Nagin
Matt Nagin is an author and comedian who has published four books, acted in numerous film and TV projects, and performed standup in seven countries. Some career highlights include the 2019 publication of his humor book Do Not Feed The Clown by Tenth Street Press, the poem “If We Are Doomed” winning the 2018 Spirit First Editor’s Choice Award, and an appearance on the Amazon series Hunters in a scene with Al Pacino. Matt's fiction has been published in Across The Margin, The Binnacle, and Void Magazine, and a story will be anthologized this summer in Rabbit Hole: Weird Stories Volume 5. Other experiences Matt is grateful for include performing his one man show Woolly Mammoth Panic Attack at the Edinburgh Comedy Festival (a show so licentious it almost gave his mother a stroke), and creating the short film, Inside Job, which won several awards at festivals. Finally, Matt spent several years as a Talent and Show Coordinator for The Gotham Comedy Foundation, a charitable organization that brings comedians into hospitals and senior centers. More info at mattnagin.com
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President assures nation he will continue to use drones judiciously An enthused President Obama addressed the nation last night to announce that a U.S. drone strike has killed … Read more

Sinead O’Connor Shreds Picture of Pope Benedict XVI, Everyone Cheers

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Sinead O’Connor Shreds Picture of Pope Benedict XVI, Everyone Cheers
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
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Pope Benedict steps down, the Irish singer doesn’t miss a beat Sinead O’Connor has been vindicated. The news of Pope Benedict XVI stepping down as head of the … Read more

Pot-Seeking Caravans Headed for Marijuana Meccas

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Pot-Seeking Caravans Headed for Marijuana Meccas
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
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“Legalize It” by Peter Tosh heard booming from boomer marijuana caravans across the land News that the recreational use of marijuana has been legalized in Colorado and Oregon … Read more

Kim Jong Un’s New Book: Daddy — The Tenderer Moments

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Kim Jong Un’s New Book: Daddy — The Tenderer Moments
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt
Jeff Boldt is an English teacher living in China and the writer and editor of Iron E-News, a website dedicated to that ever-abiding alternate bizarro world -- at times all too closely mirroring our own.
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Great book by Kim Jong Un, the greatest son of the greatest leader ever  PYONGYANG — Recently, this reporter was given the rare chance to attend a very … Read more

What Potheads, Bikers and Taylor Swift Have in Common

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What Potheads, Bikers and Taylor Swift Have in Common
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
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Taylor Swift, diva of country pop, has some strange online company New figures out indicate that blogs featuring pot, bikers and Taylor Swift get the most hits and … Read more

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