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Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.

Marijuana Legalization Causing Housing Boom in Washington and Colorado

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Marijuana Legalization Causing Housing Boom in Washington and Colorado
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
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New numbers have come out indicating that in the next year, the states of Washington and Colorado will have the highest number of home sales in the country. … Read more

Santa Denied Entry into Arizona on Christmas Eve

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Santa Denied Entry into Arizona on Christmas Eve
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
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Governor Jan Brewer and Sheriff Joe Arpaio join forces to deny Santa Claus Arizona Governor Jan Brewer and Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County have joined forces this … Read more

This Just In: Romney Sophomoric Prank Cost GOP the White House

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This Just In: Romney Sophomoric Prank Cost GOP the White House
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
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Son Tagg says Mitt Romney ran only to please him It was bad enough they spent a king’s ransom on trying to get him elected, but backers of … Read more

Enraged Citizens Storm Charlton Heston’s Grave, Tear Gun Out of His Cold, Dead Hands

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Enraged Citizens Storm Charlton Heston’s Grave, Tear Gun Out of His Cold, Dead Hands
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
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Outraged citizens, incensed by the shredding of children’s bodies at Sandy Hook Elementary School last week by a crazy with an assault rifle, turned out in droves at … Read more

NRA Finds Right Man for Propaganda Ministry

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NRA Finds Right Man for Propaganda Ministry
Roger Freed
Roger Freed
rfreed has a fertile, if somewhat warped, imagination. Read him at your own risk! More laugh gaffes available at Semi-Humorous Humor
!!!!!Buy 'The Alaska Papers' from lulu.com. Only $10 !!!!! An almost funny publication!
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NRA seeks to limit collateral damage (to themselves) The National Rifle Association (NRA), caught like a raccoon in the headlights by the shooting of grade school children, has … Read more

NRA: Kids Over 5 Should Pack Heat

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NRA: Kids Over 5 Should Pack Heat
Nancy Freiberg
Nancy Freiberg
Nancy Freiberg has been a writer and editor for more than 25 years. Her humorous stories have been published in the New York Times, the Funny Times, and of course, the Humor Times.
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NRA head says gun manufacturers, who already make a mini-rifle, should make a mini-mini-rifle for kids In addition to suggesting American schools have armed officers on hand to … Read more

Most Churches Not Looking Forward to Rapture

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Most Churches Not Looking Forward to Rapture
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
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The Rapture could adversely affect churches’ budgets, say pastors A recent survey of religious leaders from hundreds of Christian churches across the nation indicates a startling fact…they are … Read more

Pennsylvania Woman Hospitalized After Opening Gift Box Shipped by Sister

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Pennsylvania Woman Hospitalized After Opening Gift Box Shipped by Sister
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
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Helen Sewickly from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania is resting comfortably in Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow Memorial Hospital after receiving cuts and lacerations while opening a gift box she received … Read more

Operation Grinch: The War on Christmas

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Operation Grinch: The War on Christmas
Ben Krull
Ben Krull
Ben Krull is a Family Law attorney in New York and a freelance writer. His essays have appeared in The New York Times, Baltimore Sun, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette and other publications.
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President Obama authorizes an escalation in the War on Christmas “The war on Christmas is very, very real…” — Bernard McGuirk, The O’Reilly Factor, December 6, 2012 An … Read more

Native Tribe Rumored to Know Pathway into Inner Earth

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Native Tribe Rumored to Know Pathway into Inner Earth
P. Beckert
P. Beckert
P. Beckert's is one voice vying for frequency room at the top of the opinion dial.Angered and bewildered by many of today’s events, P. Beckert uses humor as a tool to fightan onslaught of stupidity and ignorance that seems to permeate the airwaves and pollute the sensitivities of a once-brilliant nation. If you like her posts, become a follower and leave a comment. And don't forget to share on Facebook, Twitter and other social accounts! Syndicated from her I Said Laugh, Dammit blog.
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The Inner Earth — is it real? The rumor that inner earth is a paradise — known only to those who know about it — is true. So … Read more

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