Science: Distilling the Ultimate Modern Humor Article
Researchers want to know: How can writers deliver the humor readers crave in a dumbed-down world? Researchers at various humor think tanks and humor websites have been exhaustingly … Read more
Faux News
Original satirical news stories by Humor Times authors, ala The Onion. Political humor and satire making fun of politicians, the news media and events of the day.
World Health Organization Forced to Admit “No Cure for Crazy”
The WHO (not the band) revealed at a press conference yesterday that they have yet to find a cure for an age-old malady: crazy. After spending the past … Read more
Math Nerd Makes “Less Than” Symbol Her Facebook Profile Pic at Most Inopportune Time
Would Polly be equal to the firestorm her Facebook profile picture created? Polly Gonn, MIT class of 2012, recently updated her Facebook profile picture to one of her … Read more
New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg Bans Politeness
Bloomberg says his action, like the soda ban, will be good for New Yorkers, since releasing anger is healthy Propelled by the success of his recent soda ban, … Read more
North Korean Missiles Powered by Diet Coke and Mentos
A long range missile shot by North Korea over Japan on Sunday turned out to be a giant tube filled with Mentos and Diet Coke A missile shot … Read more
Jack Nicholson Mistaken for Regular Crazy Old Curmudgeon
This time Jack Nicholson wasn’t actually playing a curmudgeon NEPTUNE CITY, NJ — Silver screen legend Jack Nicholson, best known for his performances in movies such as The … Read more
Wayne LaPierre Ousted as Representative of NRA for Being Too ‘Frenchy’
Wayne LaPierre, outspoken mouthpiece of the NRA, has been removed from his position of Vice-President, due to a large number of powerful members of the organization being opposed … Read more
Miami Heat Streak Ends — PBS Renews Telethon to Raise Awareness for Regular Season
NBA “owes survival” to PBS campaign, says Miami Heat coach Without realizing it, for the past month or so, the world was interested in the NBA’s regular season … Read more
Exclusive! An Interview with Mr. Potato Head
Visiting Mr. Potato Head in his penthouse at the Farmer’s Market in Manhattan, he spills the beans on his illustrious life Today we interview that star of toy stores … Read more
Area Control Freak Reports OCD Under Control
OCD no problem for man with a plan Don’t worry everybody–world-wide acclaimed blogger and self-published publisher/self-editor/self-writer/self-artist, Mark Krotzchety (pronounced “Krotzchety”), wants you to know that he’s finally got … Read more
