The Barack Obama Election-Year Decathlon
With the Free World Leader Gold Medal at stake, the incumbent has been showing off some pretty impressive election-year moves Planetary props to the City of London for … Read more
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The People’s Choice! Only, Not Really
If you thought right-wing politicos couldn’t get any goofier, take a peek at Texas on “Cruz Control” — where the “people’s choice” is an illusion. Ted Cruz is … Read more
Argus Hamilton on the News: The Olympics, Snoop Dogg & Much More
NBC Sports chairman Mark Lazarus defended his decision to broadcast the Olympics to the U.S. on tape delay. He said it was a profit-driven decision for the company … Read more
Lost Journal: Apartment Beige Goes Bye-bye
Journal entry: June 18, 2006 (age 37) I didn’t feel like a “Man,” in capital letters, when I voted for the first time, or when I registered for … Read more
Mitt Romney: A Staggeringly Stumbling Trip
Mitt Romney has to be more relieved than an Iowa corn farmer in the middle of a thunderstorm to be back on home soil. Arms wide. Head back. … Read more
A Shocking Book Review: Joan Rivers’ Latest
I Hate Everybody… Starting with Me, by Joan Rivers: a Shocking Book Review Joan Rivers is a woman whose comfort zone is being outrageous. What reviewer in her … Read more
Why Palin Would Have Been a Better VP Choice Than Dick Cheney
Ex-Minister of Vice, Dick Cheney, has come out (no, not out of the closet — don’t we wish!) and said that Sarah Palin was a poor choice for … Read more
Competing for the Olympic Vote
In Olympic Presidential Bloviating, competition is fierce Fresh off his trip abroad, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney accused President Obama of undermining America’s competitiveness in Olympic … Read more
A Wall Street Devil Gets Religion … and an Apt Epitaph
Hallelujah and Holy Smokes! Wall Street has had a “come to Jesus” moment — the biggest sinner on the Street has repented! He is Sandy Weill, the once-lionized … Read more
Something Really Lewd and Disgusting Is Going On In Our Woods
It’s everywhere, it’s lewd, and you can’t help but step right in it. What can we do about it? There is a great lewd and disgusting problem afoot … Read more
