Love Songs for Long-Married Couples
Your old love songs may need updating When the two of you are driving to the chiropractor, to the pharmacy, or to attend your grandson’s kindergarten play to … Read more
Humor Columns
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Heads Up: Remember National ‘Pay Attention Day’
We’re all guilty of being oblivious — can we agree to pay attention a little more? Why does no one pay attention? It makes for an awkward situation … Read more
Hey Congress, What About the ‘Doug Jones Average’?
To report on how our economy is doing, media outlets and Congress keep a constant eye on the Dow Jones Average. But they’re like cats watching the wrong … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: Primaries & More
In the news, Charlie Sheen was cast as a U.S. president and Mel Gibson as a drug lord for the movie Machete Kills, to be filmed in Mexico. … Read more
Lost Journal: Disney Follows Suit, Demotes Pluto
Journal entry: August 31, 2006 (age 37) Note: This week’s Lost Journal is the first in a two-part series discussing the decision by the International Astronomical Union to … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: Abe Lincoln & More
The Southern Baptist Convention is in the news, having held their national convention in New Orleans this past week. They don’t believe in drinking or smoking or dancing … Read more
Plenty of G20
The G20 summit recently concluded: Report from the front lines And now, your report from the front lines of the G20 summit recently concluded in Los Cabos, Mexico. … Read more
Independence Day: It Gets Worse
Back in my days at Marshall County High School (Lewisburg, Tennessee), I was given the assignment of writing a futurist piece for the school newspaper. I threw something … Read more
Super PACs and Secret Money Destroying America’s Democracy
Leave it to Bill Moyers, one of America’s most useful citizens, to sum up our country’s present political plight regarding elections and Super PACs in a succinct metaphor: … Read more
Argus Has Fun with the News: Chinese in Space & More
The White House softball team played a game against a lobbyist group for marijuana legalization Friday. What a great match-up. Inside sources reveal that the president’s team lost … Read more
