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Mar 242017
 
 By , March 24, 2017
Follow the Money... "You talkin' to me"?

That’s all I hear — “follow the money!” In order to connect Russia to Trump and his henchmen (I mean campaign staff, cabinet picks or let’s face it, anyone whoever shook his hand) they say, “Follow the money” — but do we all have to [more…]

Mar 242017
 
 By , March 24, 2017
Do It Yourself Future News Headlines

Look into our crystal ball and create your very own News Headlines of the Future! If you look at enough different newspapers enough different times you find the news headlines can be quite similar. The rags always seem to be re-circulating the same type of [more…]

Mar 222017
 
 By , March 22, 2017
March Madness: It's Crazy Out There
March Madness: It's Crazy Out There

The productivity of offices has sunk to 4am levels during the March Madness of the Trump White House. The entire nation is transfixed like a litter of kittens in front of a fishbowl of hyperactive minnows as the screwy shenanigans known as March Madness unfold. [more…]

Mar 222017
 
 By , March 22, 2017
'Real News' Stories Encourage Progressives

Fake news is prevalent these days, but some real news stories are encouraging to progressives. A decade ago, some barons of the media establishment designated themselves America’s official arbiters of political truth. One of their tools is PolitiFact, a project of the Tampa Bay Times [more…]

Mar 202017
 
 By , March 20, 2017
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/20/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Mar 172017
 
 By , March 17, 2017
Angela Merkel Belts Out Her True Feelings

BREAKING NEWS: Angela Merkel belted out her true feelings in the shower today. Angela Merkel, Chancellor of Germany, was recorded singing this variation of “Getting to Know You,” the Rodgers and Hammerstein song from the musical The King and I, in the shower: Getting to know [more…]

Mar 172017
 
 By , March 17, 2017
March 4th Declared National Opposites Day

“National Opposites Day is a day that will live in infamy, and I’m the first president to say that,” said Trump. In a desperate attempt to move beyond the accusations made by the White House that former President Barack Obama had wiretap surveillance installed at [more…]