Instructions for Your Ambulatory Heart Monitor
If you experience any of these events, press the heart monitor button! Your physician will affix the heart monitor to your chest. Wear it at all times, including … Read more
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Four Things You Probably Didn’t Know About U.S. Presidents
There’s a lot to know about U.S. presidents, and here are four of them. It wasn’t that long ago that America had presidents, individuals elected by the people … Read more
xAI’s Grok to be a ‘Seminal Force’ in the Department of Defense
Department of Defense to begin using the chatbox Grok, Elon Musk startup xAI announced Monday. Elon Musk’s startup xAI announced Monday that the Department of Defense would begin … Read more
Maybe You’ve Become Your Parents and Grandparents, but Thank God You’re Cooler
You dreaded it, and it has happened: you have become your parents and grandparents, but at least a bit cooler. Contemporary Americans have much to be relieved about. … Read more
Can Trump’s Perfume Cloak the Stink of GOP Corruption?
GOP corruption: nearly every congressional Republican cravenly caved in to Trump’s truly stinky budget plan. Big news! The Trump4Sale shop next door to the Office of the President … Read more
Nutritionists: Trump’s Energy Due to All-American ‘F&F Diet’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Special Health and Science Issue: Nutritionists attribute president’s energy to the Trump diet: “All-American F&F.” US President Donald Trump is a remarkably … Read more
Fed-Up TechGiant Shareholders Demand Human Sacrifice
Shareholders of TechGiant stock have had it with the company after the stock price tanked again this week. While TechGiant grew revenue by an impressive 20% last quarter, … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/14/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about “The Gospel of Jesus’ Wife,” doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; … Read more
Where, Oh Where Could the Epstein Client List Be?
Toying with us, Trump gives devilish clues on the whereabouts of the Jeffrey Epstein Client List! Top 10 Places Trump Hints the Epstein Client List Might Be: 10. … Read more
Elon Musk xAI Fully Functional Time Machine Unveiled
Elon Musk has revealed to the public his newest creation: a fully functional time machine. Amid a gathering storm of criticism that his business interests are anti-Semitic and … Read more
