Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/25/24

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/25/24
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
Paul Lander
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Amelia Earhart, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Pop Star Taylor Swift

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Pop Star Taylor Swift
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.
Dean Kaner

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews pop star Taylor Swift. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY DUNCAN … Read more

Senator Katie Britt Plays a Cruel Political Game to Exploit a Mexican Rape Victim

National radio commentator, writer, public speaker, and author of the book, "Swim Against The Current: Even A Dead Fish Can Go With The Flow," Jim Hightower has spent three decades battling the Powers That Be on behalf of the Powers That Ought To Be - consumers, working families, environmentalists, small businesses, and just-plain-folks.

Twice elected Texas Agriculture Commissioner, Hightower is a modern-day Johnny Appleseed, spreading the message of progressive populism all across the American grassroots.

He broadcasts daily radio commentaries that are carried in more than 150 commercial and public stations and on the web.
Jim Hightower

Poor Senator Katie Britt, Republican from Alabama, set up by her party’s operatives to do the GOP’s televised SOTU response. Poor Senator Katie Britt, Republican from Alabama. She … Read more

Short on Cash, Mar-a-Lago Dinner Parties Go Bare Bones!

Short on Cash, Mar-a-Lago Dinner Parties Go Bare Bones!
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
Marilyn Sands

Donald Trump is cutting back on the Steak & Ice Cream at his Mar-a-Lago dinner parties. Remember Trump’s fancy Dinner Parties at Mar-a-Lago where he served his “beautiful … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/17/24

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/17/24
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Robert Downey Jr.’s Oscar, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more

To Lure New Voters, Trump Sings the Hits

To Lure New Voters, Trump Sings the Hits
Ted holland attended college for four years. The year that he bothered to go to class he studied history. He majored in throwing quarters in the jukebox in the Student Union canteen and minored in a girl named Marsha. His books include This Day In African American Musicand B Western Actors Encyclopedia.
Ted Holland

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Donald Trump’s new campaign strategy is a musical effort to lure new voters. “I’m really a groovy guy to git down wit… … Read more

Trump Lauds GOP Pol Mark Robinson as “MLK on Steroids”

Trump Lauds GOP Pol Mark Robinson as “MLK on Steroids”
Bill Tope is a retired (caseworker, cook, construction worker, nude model for art classes, and so on) who lives with his mean little cat Baby.
Bill Tope

Mark Robinson is greater than MLK, proclaims the “world’s biggest expert on MLK,” as Trump refers to himself. Despite the North Carolina Republican gubernatorial candidate’s long, colorful history … Read more

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Fake Journalist Tucker Carlson

The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Fake Journalist Tucker Carlson
Dean B. Kaner is a playwright and screenwriter, having co-produced and co-written plays for the stage with performances in New York City, Chicago, Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Boston, Detroit, Phoenix and Memphis. Check out The Jerry Duncan Show on YouTube, as well as on Instagram, and the sketch comedy A Bit of Biden (on Instagram) and at @abitofbiden on TikTok.
Dean Kaner

Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews fake journalist Tucker Carlson. PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN (Russian accent) From under rock, America enemy and my comrade Tucker Carlson. JERRY … Read more

Katie Britt: New Cooking Show a Big Hit with Passive Aggressives

Katie Britt: New Cooking Show a Big Hit with Passive Aggressives
Marilyn Sands is a former 80's Stand-Up Comic & Comic Booker. Sold Jokes to Joan Rivers & lesser lights. Was up one night & wrote 2 Madcap Screenplays & a Stage Play. Her hilarious book "CAN YOU PEE OUTDOORS" On-Line Dating Straight Lines is on amazon.com/dp/1733487409And, "OWNING THE STAGE, RENTING THE BALLS"!My Life as a Funny Girlis on amazon.com/dp/1733487417"Living proofyou don't have to be a success to write a Memoir"!And yes, this bio is my OBIT too!haha
Marilyn Sands

Cooking tips from a new TV Show starring Senator Katie Britt makes you want to whip someone (I mean, something) up! If you watched President Biden’s ‘Cognitive Test’ … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/11/24

Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/11/24
Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of -- winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending Congolese gynecologist Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war-torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney's, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog and the Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that's been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul's time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar… (See all of Paul's "Ripping the Headlines Today" columns here.)
Paul Lander
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Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about “The Sopranos,” doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more

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