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May 212013
 
Anti-Immigration Law Passed; 305 Million to Leave Immediately

New immigration reform bill has farther-reaching implications than anticipated WASHINGTON D.C. — In a historic, and extremely surprising turn of events for the land of the free and home of the brave, almost 90% of its diverse population has now found itself without a country [more...]

May 212013
 
Argus Hamilton Comments on the News: Umbrella-gate & More!

Triggering “Umbrella-gate,” President Obama called in the Marines Thursday to hold an umbrella over his head during his Rose Garden press conference. Let’s face it. We just don’t have the military capability to protect our Middle East diplomats and the president’s suits at the same [more...]

May 162013
 
Revolution: Armed Rebellion in America by 2018?

You say you want a revolution… According to a PublicMind poll by Fairleigh Dickinson University, nearly one-third of registered voters answer in the affirmative to the proposition “In the next few years, an armed revolution might be necessary in order to protect our liberties.” Commentators [more...]

May 162013
 
Ringmaster Carney Helps Turn Obama Scandals into Fun for the Whole Family

Hoping to make Obama scandals disappear with magic In a colorful press conference held at the White House a few days ago, press secretary/circus master Jay Carney lived up to his last name as the Obama scandals piled up like elephants in a circus ring [more...]

May 152013
 
The Chilling Reality of America's Worsening Jobs Crisis

Jobs crisis over! Hiring increase for receptionists, waiters, clerks, temp workers… At last, some excellent economic news for folks long-mired in the jobs crisis and stagnant labor market! At least, those were the headlines recently trumpeted across the country. “Jobs Spring Back,” exclaimed a typical [more...]

May 152013
 
Lost Journal: With Birthday Gifts, Sometimes it’s the Lack of Thought That Counts

Journal entry: May 4, 1981 (age 12): Birthday Monday is the worst day of the week to have a birthday.  You have to go to school, and everybody is in a bad mood.  But today got better as it went on.  When I got home [more...]