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Apr 232017
 
 By , April 23, 2017
Presenting the Poetry of Sarah Palin

Some until-now overlooked poems by Sarah Palin. You’re welcome! I SHOT AN ARROW I shot an arrow into the air it came down and pegged a hare. My rifle I shot so straight and true and brought me down a caribou. Moose when they see [more…]

Apr 232017
 
 By , April 23, 2017
"Killing O'Reilly" - A Bestseller & Just Deserts

A who-done-it & why-wasn’t-it-done-before thriller about Bill O’Reilly! It only seems fair that Bill O’Reilly, the best-selling author of Killing Kennedy, Killing Lincoln, Killing Patton and Killing Jesus would have a contract out on his own skin by eight sexually harassed women! Let’s call them [more…]

Apr 172017
 
 By , April 17, 2017
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/17/17

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our [more…]

Apr 122017
 
 By , April 12, 2017
Covey of Caucuses

There are special interest caucuses flying under the radar like sparrows through cable ducts, plotting and lobbying and stiffing caterers all over DC. During the TrumpCare Meltdown, when the same Republicans that chanted “Repeal & Replace” for 7 years folded like a broken down lawn [more…]

Apr 122017
 
 By , April 12, 2017
How Can We Stop Banksters from Robbing Us?

In the world of criminals, it’s not just gangsters you have to worry about, but banksters too. In an insightful song about outlaws, Woody Guthrie wrote this verse that included not just gangsters, but banksters: “As through this world I travel / I see lots [more…]

Apr 112017
 
 By , April 11, 2017
National Debt Forces U.S. to Give Away States

In an effort to pay off the enormous national debt, the federal government has begun giving away states to various debtors overseas. The national debt has reached $13 trillion. In an effort to pay off this enormous amount, the federal government has started giving away [more…]