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Humor TimesBy Peter Merkl The White House today released this transcript of a high card draw “ceremony” — winner wins the war. High Card Draw Ceremony Participants: Presidents Donald … Read more
A theory about the age-old debate regarding women’s preference on the size of the male sex organ. By Vincent J. Jenkins While recently doing some research on GMO … Read more
A High School English teacher tries to start off on the right foot on day one and avoid the need for trigger warnings. By Dale Ripley Mr. Smith: … Read more
Ode to Bill Belichick By Ed McManis Dear Bill Belichick, my Fantasy Football friends, well we revere you as a genius, an icon, a stud. You attract success … Read more
By Peter Merkl Transcript of Un-aired S4 E53: “Celebrity Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.” Host: Jimmy Kimmel; Contestants: Zohran Mamdani, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Kimmel: You guys are making … Read more
By David Margolin One year ago today, the controversial bill “Show No Toes (SNOT)” was signed into law. Now new legislation is being proposed. Washington, D.C., Ersatz News … Read more
By Ed McManis No need to be left out of all the action. Now you, too, can be on the Epstein List! You’ve followed the news from FOX … Read more
Exclusive! The day JFK walked onto the set of “The Lead with Jake Tapper” – an eyewitness account. By Peter Merkl Suddenly, JFK was standing there on the … Read more
By Mark Loper A short story about a certain Neanderthal. The Neanderthal stepped out of his cave. It was a good cave. No, it was a beautiful cave. … Read more
By Dr. Neil Weiner Her mother named Harmony after a dream. The name turned out to be quite an oxymoron. Deafening silence filled the hospital room at the … Read more
