Trump Pardons Judas Iscariot
By Michael Perlman Breaking News: President Trump has pardoned Judas Iscariot of all crimes. Sean Hannity (Fox News) interviews the president: SH: Mr. President, your bold audacity is … Read more
By Michael Perlman Breaking News: President Trump has pardoned Judas Iscariot of all crimes. Sean Hannity (Fox News) interviews the president: SH: Mr. President, your bold audacity is … Read more
On sale now, the MAGA Emergency Kit: Order now before the price doubles thanks to tariffs. By Nellie Bern On sale now for the low-low price of $19.99 … Read more
By Jack Seybold, as heard from Donald Trump Fomp, right? It’s a fantastic new word that just came out of my mouth. – Donald Trump “Fomp,” right? It’s … Read more
Prime Ministership assumed by Mark Carney as Ottawa media cheers, checking maps. By Scott D. G. Ventureyra OTTAWA — In a stunning act of democratic innovation, Mark Carney has … Read more
Another person accidentally added to a DoD chat leaks Canadian war plans to the press. By Corey Spondent Not long after the Signal war plans leak, another war … Read more
The current administration’s investigations of gangs and alleged gangs has led the ATF to Machine Gun Willy. By John Ross In a shocking turn of events, as the … Read more
President Trump is full of batshit crazy ideas, and his latest involves America’s National Parks. By Donald A. Ranard, transcribed from the head of Donald Trump. I don’t … Read more
Brainchild of FBI Director Kash Patel, the former FBI headquarters is now the Museum of the Deep State. By Charles Burress Welcome to the new Museum of the … Read more
Trump announces a bold new initiative — a “genius plan” — to make America “really free.” By DF Brady WASHINGTON, D.C. — Declaring that the United States was … Read more
By Vincent Jenkins Some random thoughts and nonsense for you to ponder. Just a thought: people who complain that they are discriminated against because they are “too pretty/handsome” … Read more