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Aspiring dictator brags about his popularity, asks who needs elections? Dictator-in-the-making Donald Trump says that authoritarian rulers Benito Mussolini and Joseph Stalin would envy his popularity among the … Read more
Trouble for JD Vance, as more couches have come forward with accusations of “unwanted sexual advances.” Akron, OH — Two more couches have come forward with accusations of … Read more
Trump believes every presidential wannabe must ace a candidate test: one his team created. Several weeks ago at the National Association of Black Journalists’ annual convention, former President … Read more
Trump did not specify what kind of vegetable Biden might actually be. Let’s be perfectly clear. Vegetables should be valued and nourished for helping us maintain a healthy … Read more
Donnie Snubbed again: His ‘Birthday Party Blues’ straight from Mrs. Trump’s Diary! Donnie snubbed again: Thursday, September 1952 6 years old. MRS. TRUMP Okay, which little girl doesn’t … Read more
Scaramucci: Just like the corny ‘Squeeze Box,’ Donald Trump continues to bellow & bray! Former White House Communication Director Anthony Scaramucci recently said, “It’s a big Tell when … Read more
Donald Trump called Kamala Harris “dumb as a rock.” Now Larry the Rock demands an apology. Larry the Rock, who exists in the Rocky Mountains in the great … Read more
A peek into the *oranges of Trump’s ‘Project 2025’ via his Mother’s Diary! *I know, I know! Little Donnie’s Mother’s Diary #3 Wednesday, September 1952, Little Donnie, 6 … Read more
SHORT STORY: ‘The 2024 Republican Candidate Who Cried Wolf’ When I was around 5 & my older sister was 9 1/2, I recall hearing bits of conversations with … Read more
Trump says he’s the only “true-blue Black candidate” in presidential race, accuses Harris of not being black enough. Former President Donald Trump accuses the presumptive Democratic Party nominee … Read more
