‘Seething Cauldron of Chaos’ – Hegseth Grilled on Pentagon
Sen. Tammy Duckworth takes Pete Hegseth to task on the “seething cauldron of chaos” that the Pentagon has become. In a hearing of the Senate Armed Services Committee … Read more
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Trump Slams Late Pope, Says Steve Bannon Should Be New Pontiff
In the wake of the passing of the late Pope Francis, President Donald J. Trump has had a lot to say. In the wake of the passing of … Read more
Trump Pardons Judas Iscariot
By Michael Perlman Breaking News: President Trump has pardoned Judas Iscariot of all crimes. Sean Hannity (Fox News) interviews the president: SH: Mr. President, your bold audacity is … Read more
Other Stuff in Kristi Noem’s Stolen Purse
More has come out about the contents of Kristi Noem’s stolen purse. Celebrating the 10,000th American citizen swept of the streets and dispatched to the COTEC mega-prison in … Read more
Easter Bunny Explains Why There Were ‘No Damn Free Eggs This Easter’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Easter Bunny breaks silence: No free eggs because “They cost too damn much! Bitch at Trump, not me.” The venerable Easter Bunny, … Read more
Sit. Stay. Revolt. A Service Dog Uprising!
Federal workers unleash service dog uprising in response to return-to-office mandate. At 8:30 a.m. on day one of the federal return-to-office mandate, a golden retriever named Monroe vomited … Read more
4-Minute Interview with White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt
Interview with Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt. Part of an ongoing series conducted by Humor Times Conservative Capitol Correspondent Llib Epot. Conservative Capitol Correspondent Llib Epot: Thanks for the … Read more
After Illegal Aliens, Trump Plans to Deport Democrats
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President Trump hinting that he will soon try to deport Democrats. At a “copter talk” question-and-answer today, President Trump let slip that, … Read more
‘FOMP’ – a Fantastic New Word
By Jack Seybold, as heard from Donald Trump Fomp, right? It’s a fantastic new word that just came out of my mouth. – Donald Trump “Fomp,” right? It’s … Read more
Trump Threatening War with Denmark over Greenland
The U.S. President threatens war with Denmark over possession of the Danish territory of Greenland. Donald Trump has officially taken the gloves off in a newly aggressive approach, … Read more
