Beliebers Go On Hunger Strike Until Justin Bieber Cleared of All Charges
Justin Bieber fans are demanding he be released from jail and given house arrest in their homes On Monday, January 23rd, pop star Justin Bieber was arrested for … Read more
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Major Paint Company Admits ‘Faux Touches’ Ploy to Sell Paint
Paint company hopes you’ll forgive them and buy more paint BUFFALO, NY — A major paint company admitted today to tricking its customers into buying paint they didn’t … Read more
Millions of Americans Become ‘Nader-Haters’ Because it’s Fun to Say
‘Nader-Haters’ trend going viral with bored surfers Millions of Americans across the contiguous United States have recently jumped on the latest virtual bandwagon — hating presidential candidate Ralph … Read more
Ghost of Reagan Appears; Apologizes for Trickle-Down Economics
Trickle-down economics let the American people down, he says It is said that Ronald Reagan haunts the White House, and a visitor to the stately home has come … Read more
Taliban Successfully Destroys Afghan Society; Reverts to Cannibalism
Priority No. 1: Taliban soldiers need to eat The Taliban has successfully destroyed every business and killed every non-conforming citizen and foreigner in Afghanistan. Left without an effective … Read more
Is Duck Dynasty’s Goose Finally Cooked?
The once-popular “Duck Dynasty” is slowly sinking into oblivion The once-popular A&E Reality Television show “Duck Dynasty” is slowly sinking into oblivion, as more and more people are … Read more
Mitt Romney’s “Latin phase” to be Highlighted in New Documentary
“Mitt” set to debut on Netflix A new documentary entitled “Mitt,” about the 2012 Republican presidential nominee, is set to debut on Netflix on January 24th. The documentary … Read more
Chris Christie Writes Own Song Parody
Song Parody: “Bridge Over Jersey Waters” New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has decided if you can’t beat them, join them. So he has written his own song parody, … Read more
Spousal Rape: An Old Wives’ Tale
A Virginia state senator says spousal rape is not a crime, old wives chime in Old wives from around the globe are chiming in on Virginia State Senator … Read more
Entertainment: Local Band Forms
Local band primed for world domination Local band “What Screams May Come” may have only practiced for a half-hour, but they are primed for world domination. From the … Read more
