Somali Pirate Returns to Work Following Year-Long Sabbatical
Like anyone, pirates need time off from stressful job too MOGADISHU — It’s been over a year since any commercial shipping vessels have been attacked by pirates off … Read more
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Faking the News: The Benghazi Emails Scandal
Benghazi: Not your usual humor site ‘fake news’ — instead, national network fake news By William Boardman, Reader Supported News Show us the emails! Here, take another look! … Read more
Ringmaster Carney Helps Turn Obama Scandals into Fun for the Whole Family
Hoping to make Obama scandals disappear with magic In a colorful press conference held at the White House a few days ago, press secretary/circus master Jay Carney lived … Read more
Cute Cat Videos Now a Popular College Major
New viable career path forged by “Cute Cat Video” posters Forbes new Power List of top college majors for 2013 features a new, though unsurprising, field of study: … Read more
Mass Shootings Happening Everyday Now; NRA Says It’s the Price of Freedom
“It’s just not enough to make a fuss and create new laws about,” says NRA’s Jim Porter as bullets fly at press conference Since the Newtown school shooting … Read more
A Realists Guide to Goals and Whatever
Goals are fine, but let’s get real about them 1. Set goals. This is probably the most important part in achieving them. 2. If you suck at something, … Read more
Man with Horrendous Halitosis Becomes Mayor of Lincoln, Nebraska
“Everything he says stinks,” say opponents of mayor with halitosis Jonathan D. Lumquist, known to have the most horrendous case of halitosis in public service history, has nevertheless … Read more
Cleveland Police Set Ariel Castro Free, Calling Him a Victim
‘Sure, we got the call about the kinky women with dog collars on,’ said police, ‘there are some wild ladies in Cleveland’ CLEVELAND, OH — Ariel Castro, who … Read more
Study: 98% of Internet Users Admit ROFL Just an LOL
“We should have been suspicious from the very beginning,” says expert, regarding overuse of “ROFL” online A new study was released last week detailing various online practices of … Read more
Stars: Human Really Impressing Other Humans Right Now
What are some humans called “stars”? We’ve lived on this planet for thirty-five years now, and though we have easily adopted their mannerisms, assumed their practices, and assimilated … Read more
