U.S. Drone Killed John Boehner Last Night
President assures nation he will continue to use drones judiciously An enthused President Obama addressed the nation last night to announce that a U.S. drone strike has killed … Read more
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Sinead O’Connor Shreds Picture of Pope Benedict XVI, Everyone Cheers
Pope Benedict steps down, the Irish singer doesn’t miss a beat Sinead O’Connor has been vindicated. The news of Pope Benedict XVI stepping down as head of the … Read more
Pot-Seeking Caravans Headed for Marijuana Meccas
“Legalize It” by Peter Tosh heard booming from boomer marijuana caravans across the land News that the recreational use of marijuana has been legalized in Colorado and Oregon … Read more
Kim Jong Un’s New Book: Daddy — The Tenderer Moments
Great book by Kim Jong Un, the greatest son of the greatest leader ever PYONGYANG — Recently, this reporter was given the rare chance to attend a very … Read more
What Potheads, Bikers and Taylor Swift Have in Common
Taylor Swift, diva of country pop, has some strange online company New figures out indicate that blogs featuring pot, bikers and Taylor Swift get the most hits and … Read more
Area Man’s Social Life Not as Impressive as Facebook Page Suggests
Amazingly, this Facebook profile may not be completely truthful To the untrained eye, Brit Crinkler’s profile page on the number one social networking site in the world—Facebook—comes across, … Read more
Sequestration Frustration
Could a buried provision in the Sequestration bill finally get Congress to act? The dreaded Sequestration is upon us. Which is much like the feared Fiscal Cliff. Which … Read more
With Chávez Gone, Venezuela’s Elite Promise Freedom at Last
Venezuela’s most vulnerable citizens hope for return to ‘good old days’ Prosperous vulnerable citizens and families in Venezuela have been waiting for this for a long time. Finally, … Read more
North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Devastated by Infidelity of Loving Wife
Kim Jong Un singing the Supreme Leader Blues Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un has been reportedly devastated by the apparent infidelity of his government issued wife. The birth … Read more
Massive Sinkhole Threatens to Rip Florida in Half
Sure, fracking may cause whole cities to disappear down sinkholes, but at least we’ll be able to heat the homes that are left with our own gas TAMPA, … Read more
