Glenn Beck Saves Show by Not Offering Job to Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin, half-term pundit, is still looking for a job God knows I love her, but we can’t have that kinda crazy around here. ~ Glenn Beck Glenn … Read more
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Obesity Vaccine Wins FDA Approval
Fast Food: No Worries About Obesity Means Even More Bacon Options in Kids Meals Washington, DC – The Food and Drug Administration has given final approval on a … Read more
From COPS to Pot Farmers: How Reality TV Has Done a 360
Getting high on reality TV Everyone who is a fan of reality television knows that COPS is credited with being the first reality-based show on television. A staple … Read more
NRA Members Suffering from Selective Hearing Disorder
I SAID, “NRA MEMBERS SUFFERING FROM HEARING DISORDER”! Scientific study of NRA members shows they have a vacillating hearing problem, in which they hear certain things in clarity, … Read more
Why Assad Has No Problem Slaughtering His Own People
A psychological investigative group has been studying why trained, professional medical people have been able to turn their back on their helping of their fellow man and resort … Read more
Designer to the Stars: Wardrobe Malfunctions Are No Accident
Stars love the extra ‘exposure’ generated by ‘wardrobe malfunctions’ Louie Louie, an up-and-coming designer who has recently received rave reviews for his designs for such well-known stars as … Read more
Mass Depression Grows as World Fails to End
Millions lose faith as the world fails to end, fearing the apocalypse may never materialize. Psychiatrists and therapists worldwide are reporting a huge increase in clients seeking help … Read more
New Law Requires Gun Manufacturers to Clean Up Bodies After Massacres
A new wrinkle in the gun control debate has come about. Sick of the inordinate control that gun makers have over our society and the political influence that … Read more
‘The Gun Bubble is Real’ Claims Financial Wizard
E. Edmund Worthington, a foremost prognosticator in the world of weapons pricing, is warning potential gun buyers to save their cash and quit buying guns. “The prices are … Read more
The F Word Now Dealt With by IVR Scripts
Recorded voice prompts prompt ‘F word’ response Chances are these days when making a business call, whether it is to the cable company or even your doctor, the … Read more
